Jimmy Kimmel Confronts Jennifer Aniston About Her Friendsgiving Dinner


>>HI, HI!>>Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT. >>THANK YOU. >>Jimmy: I LIKE YOUR HAIR. >>THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: SEE NOW, I SAID YOU WOULD BE LIKED.>>DID YOU ALL GET MONEY FOR THAT?>>Jimmy: NO, NOBODY GOT PAID ANYTHING FOR IT. I KNOW THAT PROBABLY HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU ENTER A ROOM. >>THAT WOULD BE REALLY DISTURBING.>>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M WONDERFUL. >>Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU, FIRST OF ALL. I WANT TO GET INTO SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE UNPLEASANT IF YOU DON’T MIND. >>OH, GOD. >>Jimmy: YOU WERE VERY NICE TO INVITE ME AND MY WIFE MOLLIE TO YOUR HOME FOR FRIENDSGIVING. >>YES. >>Jimmy: FOR THOSE THAT DON’T KNOW, EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS. >>IT’S THE THANKSGIVING BUT THE DAY BEFORE. BECAUSE I LIKE TO SORT OF HAVE A QUIETER THANKSGIVING. I DON’T WANT PEOPLE WORKING ON THANKSGIVING. SO IT GIVES THEM THE DAY OFF. SO I DO IT THE NIGHT BEFORE. >>Jimmy: I LOOK AT IT THIS WAY — >>YOU’VE COME FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, IS THIS A PROBLEM? [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: THERE IS A PROBLEM. I LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. INSTEAD OF INVITING YOUR FAMILY OVER, YOU’RE WITH THE PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE WITH ON FRIENDSGIVING, IS THAT CORRECT?>>YES. I SEE WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, YES. IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED FAKESGIVING. BECAUSE IT’S NOT REALLY THANKSGIVING, IT’S THE DAY BEFORE. BUT WE’LL CALL IT FRIENDSGIVING.>>Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS FRIENDSGIVING. >>THAT’S OKAY. >>Jimmy: MY PROBLEM WITH THIS HOLIDAY –>>OH, DEAR, OKAY. >>Jimmy: WHICH I SPOKE ABOUT ON THE AIR THE DAY BEFORE. AND THEN MY NIGHTMARE CAME TRUE. ON THANKSGIVING, I COOK A LOT OF STUFF. >>YES. >>Jimmy: THE NORMAL TURKEY, YAMS. >>YES. >>Jimmy: OR SWEET POTATOES. THE WHOLE DEAL. AT YOUR EVENT WE HAD ALL OF THOSE THINGS. SO THEN I’M MAKING THE SAME THING EVERYONE HAD THE NIGHT BEFORE. AGAIN. SO IN ESSENCE, YOU’VE TURNED MY MEAL INTO LEFTOVERS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO WHAT I WOULD SUGGEST, IF I MAY BE SO BOLD –>>WHOA. WE’RE DOING THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. >>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. BECAUSE I WANT — THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT US.>>OKAY. >>Jimmy: IN FACT, THIS IS A MICROCOSM. I WANT THIS TO GO OUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD. BECAUSE THE REASON WE DON’T HAVE TURKEY THE REST OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE IT’S NOT THAT GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HAVING IT TWO DAYS IN A ROW IS NO GOOD. MAYBE ON FRIENDSGIVING WE COULD DESIGNATE ANOTHER SPECIAL MEAL THAT WE HAVE THAT’S NOT TURKEY AND NOT ALL THE STUFF. >>ALL THE STUFFING AND — SO YOU WANT ME TO SACRIFICE MY THANKSGIVING MEAL — >>Jimmy: NO, I DON’T, BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HAVING THANKSGIVING AND THE THANKSGIVING MEAL. >>ON THANKSGIVING. >>Jimmy: ON THANKSGIVING, WHERE GOD, JESUS, AND HIS FRIENDS –>>CHOSE IT TO ACTUALLY BE. >>Jimmy: INTENDED FOR IT TO BE, THAT’S RIGHT. AND SO –>>THIS SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GRATEFUL HUMAN BEING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, FOR ALL YOUR MANY THANKS FOR BEING SO HAPPY, LISTEN, I’LL MAKE A DEAL. IF WE DO THIS, WE TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN NOT USING MY BACKYARD AS A BATHROOM. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WELL. THAT DID HAPPEN.>>THAT DID. THAT DID HAPPEN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? A YEAR WENT BY AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT. >>Jimmy: YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THAT?>>NO. MOLLIE AND KELLY DECIDED TO CONFESS. >>Jimmy: MY WIFE AND SISTER-IN-LAW. >>YES, YOUR WIFE AND SISTER-IN-LAW, KELLY, DECIDED TO MAKE THIS CONFESSION TO ME ABOUT A YEAR LATER. WE WERE AT THE SAME — I THINK MEMORIAL DAY OR SOMETHING.>>Jimmy: RIGHT. >>AND THEY SAID, WE HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED. AND THEY SAID LAST YEAR, SINCE JANE WAS A LOT YOUNGER, SHE TOOK A — >>Jimmy: SHE’S 23. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SHE TOOK — SHE WENT TO THE — SHE TOOK A [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: SHE DID.>>AND SO THEY BASICALLY — >>Jimmy: RIGHT ON THE LAWN. RIGHT NEXT TO THE POOL.>>RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEAUTIFUL POOL. AND THEN MOLLIE ASKED THE BARTENDER MIKE, DO YOU HAVE A DOGGY BAG FOR POOP? MIKE SAID, I’LL GET IT, DON’T WORRY, MEANING, I’LL TAKE CARE OF IT. THEY’RE, NO, NO, NO, JUST GIVE US THE DOGGY BAG.>>Jimmy: MIKE’S A GOOD MAN. >>THEN THEY ASKED FOR THREE BAGS. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: YEAH, WELL –>>SHE’S HEALTHY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHY THAT HAPPENED?>>WHY?>>Jimmy: SHE WAS SO FULL OF TURKEY. [ LAUGHTER ] FROM ALL THIS TURKEY THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. GOT NO CHOICE. >>I KNOW. YOU HAVE A REAL BEEF WITH THIS TURKEY. OKAY. I THINK WE’LL DISCUSS THIS.>>Jimmy: LET’S DISCUSS IT. >>YOUR TURKEY’S PRETTY GOOD, MY TURKEY’S PRETTY GOOD. >>Jimmy: THEY’RE BOTH GOOD. >>YOURS ARE SMOKED WHICH I LOVE.>>Jimmy: YES. >>WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT.>>MEATBALLS WOULD BE A NICE ITEM TO HAVE? MAYBE?>>ITALIAN FLAIR?>>Jimmy: ITALIAN, MEXICAN –>>WOULD YOU WANT TO COOK IT?>>Jimmy: YOU LOVE MEXICAN GOOD. GRACIASGIVING COULD BE A NICE THING. AMIGOSGIVING. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. >>I LIKE THAT. >>Jimmy: I THINK — ESPECIALLY FORGET ME, IF YOU START DOING IT, EVERYONE WILL FOLLOW SUIT. JUST LIKE WITH YOUR HAIRCUTS. EVERYBODY GETS THE SAME HAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING?>>I SEE YOUR POINT, I SEE WHERE YOU’RE GOING. >>Jimmy: WE’LL TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW FILM. WE’RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP WHERE YOU PUT MY WIFE IN YOUR MOVIE. >>I DIDN’T PUT HER IN. SHE RIGHTFULLY GOT THE JOB. >>Jimmy: WE WILL SEE THE INTERACTION BETWEEN JENNIFER ANISTON AND MY WIFE MOLLIE.

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  1. humiliation ritual? or are these people just a dirty bunch of idiots for no reason? couldn't she have used the toilet??

  2. Your backyard kids were doing fertilizer.
    Your grass grow healthy.
    Don’t forget leftovers for swill man ( that’s me )

  3. NO ONE IN THE COMMENTS IS TALKING ABOUT JIMMY KIMMEL'S 23 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TAKING AN (APPARENTLY MASSIVE) DUMP ON JENNIFER ANISTON'S LAWN??? HELLO??? DID WE WATCH THE SAME VIDEO???

  4. Gees, it seems Jennifer Aniston's favorite color is black. She always wear black to Ellen's show and now she's wearing black again. I think she would look good in any colors, not sure why she always opt for black.

  5. Shame on Jimmy Kimmel for trying to get Jennifer to change her meal for him! He should be gracious because he was invited. But to then on national tv try to get her to change it for him… not good. She has every right to serve whatever she wants at her dinner party. If he doesn't want turkey, he can decline the invitation.

  6. She doesn't look the same. I've been watching Friends a lot lately and she doesn't have the same mannerisms either that she did then. She's different somehow…

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