Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo Crash a Vegas Bachelorette Party


STRIP. SO LAS VEGAS PROBABLY THE NUMBER ONE DESTINATION FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES IN THE WORLD. THAT’S WHY WE ARE THE PENIS NECKLACE CAPITAL OF THE PLANET. IT’S, I HAVE BEEN A PART OF MANY BACHELOR PARTIES OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE, TWO OF MY OWN, BUT NEVER A BACHELORETTE PARTY, SO WE DID SOME DIGGING AND GOT IN TOUCH WITH A MAID OF HONOR IN TEXAS. SHE WAS THROWING HER SISTER A BACHELORETTE PARTY HERE IN VEGAS. WE CONVINCED HER TO LET ME AND GUILLERMO TAKE CHARGE OF IT. THE BRIDE’S FRIENDS DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE COMING. HERE IT IS. GUILLERMO AND I GUIDING A BUNCH OF BACHELORETTES. ♪ ♪>>WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY FUN THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW.>>OKAY.>>ARE YOU READY?>>I THINK SO.>>ARE YOU SURE?>>I DON’T FOKNOW.>>SO I WANT YOU TO COME IN HERE.>>HI, GIRLS! HOW ARE YOU? HOW YOU DOIN’?>>Jimmy: ARE YOU VAL?>>YES.>>Jimmy: VAL, YOU’RE ABOUT TO HAVE THE GREATEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE. ARE YOU READY?>>YES.>>Jimmy: GET ON THE BUS. EVERYBODY GET ON THE BUS. ♪ WANNA HAVE FUN ♪>>Jimmy: LADIES, I’M JIMMY, I’LL BE YOUR PARTY GUIDE TONIGHT. YOU CAN CALL ME CAPTAIN JIM. THIS IS GUILLERMO, MY ASSISTANT.>>THAT’S RIGHT. YEAH!>>Jimmy: WE HAVE MANY EVENTS PLANNED FOR YOU. WE COULD GO TO AREA 51, WE COULD PLAY PAINT BALL. WE COULD GO TO THE HOOVER DAM. WE COULD GO SEE “MENOPAUSE” THE MUSICAL. NO? OR WE COULD GO TO A POLE DANCING CLASS.>>POLE DANCING.>>Jimmy: POLE DANCING IT IS. LET’S GO TO THE POLE. ♪ ♪>>Jimmy: VAL?>>YES.>>Jimmy: A TOAST TO YOU. YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED.>>YES, I AM.>>Jimmy: A TOAST TO VAL, EVERYONE.>>WOO!>>Jimmy: THIS IS MY FIRST BACHELORETTE PARTY, SO I’M EXCITED.>>ME TOO.>>WELCOME!>>Jimmy: DO ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY STRIPPING EXPERIENCE?>>NO.>>Jimmy: OKAY, NOT EVERYONE SAID NO. SO VAL, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN YOUR FIANCE?>>EIGHT YEARS.>>Jimmy: EIGHT YEARS? WOW. HOW DO YOU LIKE HIS MOTHER?>>I LOVE HER.>>Jimmy: YOU DO?>>YES.>>GOOD FOR YOU, I DON’T LIKE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.>>SHE GOT A GOOD ONE.>>Jimmy: AND THAT’S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. YES. I WANT EVERYONE TO STAY HYDRATED TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT?>>ALL RIGHT.>>Jimmy: IT’S VERY IMPORTANT.>>YES, SIR.>>Jimmy: LET’S GO TO THE POLE.>>OKAY. THIS IS STRIPPER 101. BE READY TO POLISH DANCE. THIS IS HEATHER. SHE WILL BE YOUR INSTRUCTOR.>>FABULOUS, WONDERFUL, WELCOME, WELCOME. COME ON IN, LADIES, YOU CAN PUT YOUR STUFF DOWN. CUBBYHOLES THERE.>>Jimmy: CONDUUBBYHOLES ARE FO YOUR PRERSONAL PROPERTY.>>LET’S GET STARTED. OUR FIRST TIP, LADIES, YOU’RE ALWAYS REACHING NICE AND HIGH ON THE POLES. YEP, THAT’S IT.>>Jimmy: TIP NUMBER ONE. BEGIN HIGH ON THE POLE. VERY GOOD.>>SECOND TIP IS, YOU SEE YOUR TOES ARE GOING TO STEP IN TOWARDS THE BASE OF YOUR POLE. SO WORKIN’ IT AROUND YOUR POLE. UP ON THE TOES. THAT’S IT.>>HEATHER, I FEEL LIKE I’M BRINGING SEXY BACK.>>YEAH, YOU GOT IT.>>YOU LOOK GREAT, GEE UILLERMO.>>I’M GOING INTO WHAT WE CALL THE ALTERNATING KNEES MOVE.>>Jimmy: THIS IS CALLED THE ALTERNATING KNEES MOVE, EVERYONE.>>JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS, YOU’RE GOING TO WORK THE KNEES.>>Jimmy: JUST LIKE A MOTLEY CREW VIDEO.>>ALTERNATE THE KNEES.>>Jimmy: ALTERNATE THE KNEES.>>YOU’RE GOING TO GET THAT BOOTY RIGHT UP IN THE AIR.>>Jimmy: NOW EVERYONE SAY TOGETHER, WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME, DADDY? WELL, THANK YOU, HEATHER. GREAT JOB, EVERYTHING. [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GATHER YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS. DON’T FORGET TO CHECK THE CUBBYHOLES FOR EVERYTHING. WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU ON THE BUS. LET’S HEAD TO THE BUS. WE HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE. ALL RIGHT, SO WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL HERE FOR YOU. VAL, THIS IS, I GUESS I DON’T NEED THE BULL HORN FOR THIS. YES. THIS IS MYSTIC MONA, RIGHT HERE. GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO HER.>>WHAT I NEED TO DO WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, DRAW ME FIVE CARDS.>>Jimmy: HOW MUCH ARE WE BETTING ON THIS?>>HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BET ON THIS? OH, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL CARDS. MAJOR CARD, MAJOR CARD, MAJOR CARD.>>Jimmy: POKEMON CARD.>>HERE’S THE THING. I’M GOING TO GO A LITTLE BIT INTO YOUR PAST BY SAYING THAT — >>Jimmy: YOU’VE BEEN WITH A LOT OF GUYS.>>A FEW TOADS. THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FEW TO TOADS, BUT YOUR GUY IS A TOTAL KEEPER.>>I’M READY.>>THIS IS A CARD THAT SAYS YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SOME KIND OF EPIPHANY OR IDEA FOR A NEW BUSINESS.>>Jimmy: OH, NO, THAT’S NOT TRUE.>>THIS IS SAYING WHATEVER YOU DO FOR WORK YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO TEACH OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO DO IT.>>OH!>>YEAH.>>YOU’RE HAVING AN EPIPHANY.>>Jimmy: TEACH PEOPLE TO GET DRUNK AT WORK? I’M GOING TO READ EVERYTHING’S TEQUILA LEAVES. TO MYSTIC MONA.>>TO MYSTIC MONA!>>Jimmy: AND HER CARDS. BE CAREFUL AS YOU EXIT THE BUS. IT’S TIME TO GO SEE NAKED MEN. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?>>YES!>>Jimmy: THIS WAY. ♪ ♪>>I WONDER WHERE GUILLERMO S. >>COME HERE, BABY, I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.>>MAKE SOME NOISE FOR YOUR GUEST, GUILLERMO! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: OUR MAID OF HONOR’S HERE I BELIEVE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT. THANKS, MICHELLE. IS IT TRUE THAT EVERYONE TOOK OFF THEIR TOPS IN THE BUS AFTER WE WENT HOME?>>I’M GOING TO PLEAD THE FIFTH.>>Jimmy: OH, MY GOD.

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  1. Lol..I'm from India..n I've never been to be any strip club.. N gosh does that look awesome..bwhahaha..can't believe i even enjoy guillermo stripping.. 🙈😹😹😸

  2. Jimmy is a genius for having Guillermo, those two really make amazing TV together this was awesome.

  3. Guillermo is too funny boy he an Jimmy together 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ magic Mike part 3 Guillermo is the star 🤣🤣

  4. Jimmy was Lowkey scared Guillermo was going to see his true pity if he left the show with the card teller at 6:00

  5. bachelor/bachelorette parties are stupid, if my fiance did that I would think she's not ready to get married

  6. New bussiness…
    Jimmy_nooooo
    You know how good he is..
    Without him.Your fans will be 70% less…He is the main reason we watch in some way.

  7. ha ha ha i bet Jimmy originally put Guillermo on for mock purposes in the beginning
    but ended up surpassing Jimmy's humor, charisma & star presence!
    I like Jimmy, but he was being too irritating with the megaphone & trying too hard,
    "Guillermo saved the Day" for the show. 👍👍👍✨

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