Justin Theroux Went to a Lame Bachelor Party


GOD, THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR OUR SHOW IF YOU WERE GOD. >>THAT WOULD BE AMAZING, THE RATINGS. >>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF ORGIES YOU WERE AT A BACHELOR PARTY? [ LAUGHTER ]>>IT WAS THE MIDDLE-AGED VERSION OF AN ORGY. I WENT TO AUSTIN, TEXAS. AND WENT TO — >>Jimmy: YOUR FRIEND?>>MY FRIEND CARLOS FOR HIS — >>Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED?>>IT WAS PRETTY LAME. >>Jimmy: GAS. >>YEAH. WE WENT DOWN THERE. YOU KNOW. THE FIRST NIGHT WE WENT WAY TOO FAST, WE ALL GOT VERY DRUNK. BUT THE PLAN, WE’D MADE THE PLAN FOR THE NEXT DAY, TO GO DOWN TO — UP TO — DOWN TO LOCKHART, TEXAS, WHERE THEY HAVE SEVERAL FAMOUS BARBECUE SPOTS.>>RIGHT, YEAH. >>SOME OF THE BEST BARBECUE ON THE PLANET. CROITS, SMITTY’S, BLACK’S. THREE BARBECUE PLACES IN THREE HOURS. >>Jimmy: OH, REALLY?>>ON LIKE A FULL HANGOVER. LIKE TO HAVE BRISKET BEFORE YOU HAVE COFFEE WAS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS IN THE WORLD. WE ALL WENT DOWN THERE. WE WERE SO DETERMINED TO DO THIS. WE HAD A TON OF BARBECUE. >>Jimmy: THAT TO ME — I MIGHT TAKE ON ANOTHER WIFE JUST TO DO THAT AGAIN. THAT WOULD BE SO — ARE YOU IN THE WEDDING PARTY?>>YEAH. I’M GOING TO BE OFFICIATING THE WEDDING. >>Jimmy: YOU ARE? ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THAT?>>YEAH, A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT EXCITED. >>Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A PLAN GOING IN?>>I’M GOING TO DO YOUR PLAN.>>Jimmy: OFFICIATE AT YOUR WEDDING. I’LL GIVE YOU ALL MY NOTES. THEY’RE KIND OF SPECIFIC.>>I SAY WE DON’T CHANGE A WORD. WE LEAVE IT EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID. DO EXACTLY. >>Jimmy: I WOULD SAY, TAKE YOUR GUM OUT

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  1. Raise your hand if you knew this talented dude wrote Zoolander…

    Edit: Zoolander 2
    tropic thunder
    iron man 2

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