Keith Eats Everything At Taco Bell


Drunkards and stoners alike have always wondered: What’s the best thing to get from Taco Bell? What’s the best use of my five dollars? Well, I’m here to be a hero because today, I’m “livin’ más” and I’m eating everything on the Taco Bell menu. What’s a good Spanish word? Bien! *Theme song plays* We’re here! Taco Bell! It’s gonna be a big order. I need a…crunchy beef taco. Is there, like, a black bean burrito? I’ll take that. *ding* Shredded chicken soft taco. Beefy Fritos burrito. *beeps* How about that guy! *laughs* At the end of the day I ordered about sixty items from Taco Bell and it costs about a hundred and eighty dollars. Let’s start with what’s on top! This might be the Nachos Bell Grande? What a smell! Also the beef is orange, huh. That doesn’t taste like nachos. *laughs* The classic Taco Bell Taco. Tastes good. *smashing* We got plenty o’ big ol’ fuckin’ burritos! Which one? Rice, ground beef, pico. That was pretty good. The orange ground beef is way better than this weird pot roast steak. It’s the Power Chicken Burrito. This is a truly unique flavor I’ve never experienced at Taco Bell. [Deep voice] What’s wrong with my voice? *laughter* What’s happening to me? Like a muffled voice if somebody’s trying to hide their identity. I think this Taco Bell is pretty good. Yeah, it’s just, I think it’s a bean burrito! *gags* *laughter* Feels like eating a Gusher! I feel like that’s what it’s like to be a vampire and bite into a neck. It looks like when you cut up in a zombies arm and it’s all grey matter on the inside? Right? Ladies and gentlemen, perhaps the greatest hexagon ever created: the Crunchwrap Supreme. This tastes exactly like everything else. It’s crunchy and gooey, which I think is most of the Taco Bell food. They really strive to have that blend of crunch and goo, you know? Uh oh! What’s this? Could be anything! Taco Bell is known for using a lot of the same ingredients in different ways. Very inventive, very smart as a business. But how many things taste exactly the same? We’ll find out as I put everything that tastes exactly the same into this bucket. *clang* The gordita crunch thing! *playful music* I believe we have the first candidate for the bucket! *laughter* *clang* In the bucket! I don’t know about you but I’m a mild boy. We have the soft taco. This looks like the standard… NO! OH SH*T YA’LL! It’s the soft taco that says it’s got potatoes in it! “Live más!” I think they’re Fiesta potatoes. People are sleeping on ’em. Five layer bean burrito, or maybe it’s something else. Whatever this is, tastes like Taco Bell through and through. Oh, my voice is gummy. Bring out the bucket! Alright Mexico, call your Italians because we’re ready for the… Oh, it’s the taco salad. I thought it was the pizza! Look, it’s the Donald Trump specialty. Uh, this is a salad. [Offscreen] Oh, god! [pained screaming] This tastes like, um, not good. The one major shortcoming of Taco Bell is the lettuce and this is almost all lettuce. What we got in here? [gasps] This is the black. This is not on the menu unless you’re on the internet. I think this is delicious. The black beans actually taste like pretty solid black beans. Feels kind of like a bit ol’ flaccid dick. It’s so wet. It almost looks like I can pour it out like a cup. Ooh my stomach feels weird [Burping] Another gordita! This is the volcano one, isn’t it? I feel like my other or– other organs are doing stomach responsibility right now. I’ve also just sort of begun farting. It tastes like old pot roast beef. Why would they sell this by the pound? It’s gonna do a pounding on my stomach. They love nouns and “addijives” –and “addijives” [slow motion] –and “addijives” My brain is getting a little full of sour cream. I feel like I don’t want to eat any more Taco Bell. [Gasps] Sh*t ya’ll, this is my favorite thing, this is my favorite thing! We got a chalupa! Motherf*ckers get fired up! We’re about “live más”! Chalupa! I love chalupas. Bring out the bucket! Bucket. [Muffled] Chalupa. Bucket. Mini Quesadilla. That’s a bucket right there. Supreme Soft Taco. Bucket. Crunchwrap Supreme. Bucket. The Cheesy Roll Up. The Double Decker Taco. I’d say it’s about a thousand pounds. Oh! F*ck! Y’all, call the Italians from Mexico cuz it’s time… Oh, this isn’t Mexican Pizza. This is the Spicy Tostada. Tell the Italians to go home. This looks like an incredible taco, but that’s not how you’re supposed to eat it. There’s some kind of, like, thousand island dressing on this. Tastes like there’s a pickle in there, that’s confusing. Somebody put this in a tanning bed. I’m excited, I haven’t had a shredded chicken item yet. If you like spices, it’s got flavor and spice. That was only bread Look at that. Look at the folds. Sometimes, you get the wrong end of the stick. It’s the same on this end! Cheese quesadilla. I feel like they just spray it brown. Sure. Triple Layer Nachos. I shouldn’t read it but I thought it said the “crazy bean and rice burrito” and I was like, yeah! Let’s get loco! It’s a cheesy bean and rice. I’d say this is a good cheap thing to get, especially if you’re vegetarian And don’t have a lot of standards. Some of the stuff just has an immediate effect on your voice. I like that they’re all little toothpastes. There all little taco toothpaste tubes. Don’t be grossed out. This is what food looks like after you eat it too. What is this? I hope I don’t die. I hope I “live más”. Get something else. Chicken Loaded Griller. It’s good. If you like spicy stuff, this is pretty good. It’s very creamy. It looks like milk. OH, YEAH! It’s what you want it to be, it’s the nacho Doritos Locos Tacos. That comes with an extra piece of cardboard. When you line your hot food with cardboard, which is paper, The steam gets trapped real easy. So it becomes the soggiest thing ever immediately. Why aren’t the Fritos crazy? Fritos Locos Burritos. Why don’t they say that? How do they come up with these names? They’re like “uh, let’s see, queso, beano, cruncho.” Why did any taco place start using the word supreme? Call the Italians, Mexico! Because it’s time for a little thing I like to call… the Mexican Pizza! [cheering and applause] Tastes like a cold taco pizza from a pizza place rather than a pizza from a taco place. I think this lives in a realm of– Of cultureless food. In the bucket! Kinda tastes like a cat food taco. Taco Bell should sell this taco to cats. Oh, god! The steak! This is what it looks like! That bite had so much steak. That’s the worst thing I’ve had. It’s the only thing that’s made me wanna vomit so far. And I don’t vomit. I never vomit. What does it taste like? [Zach murmuring] [Zach] I’m okay with it.
[Keith] Get out of my taste test. [Zach] I’m okay with it!
[Keith] Get out of here, it tastes awful! [Eugene] So the ground beef is, I believe at Taco Bell, like 80-something percent beef, [Eugene] and the rest is, like, plant filler.
[Keith] Yeah! [Eugene] So the steak you’re eating is probably–
[Keith] All cow foot! [Eugene] Yeah, and if it’s not over-seasoned then it’s gonna taste like… [Keith] *burps* [Eugene] *groans in disgust*
[Keith] I’m sorry, I can’t– I’m… [Eugene] Okay, wow Keith. [Keith] Every fast food chain wants to have something real spicy. This is the best taco I’ve had so far. Turns out the Volcano Taco is actually just the most balanced taco. Is there a life lesson in this taco? The one that was advertised as the most crazy is in fact the most normal. It’s going in the bucket. Of course it’s going in the bucket it’s the best example of the bucket food. You know why? Cuz it’s Taco Bell. It’s not “Burrito Bell” It’s not “Cheesy Roll Up Bell” *burping* it’s not ‘Quesadilla Bell” It’s Taco Bell, and this taco is the belle of the ball in the bucket. After a feast of a hundred and eighty dollars of Taco Bell, *Burping* You need to relax with the refreshing taste… Don’t worry, this is just puffed food. Nothing. Cinnabon bites. These taste more like churros than the other things. I don’t know why they don’t call these… Chur– chur– Churcles. Hmm! Grab a bag o’ churcles. They also have apple pies, but theirs are apple empanadas. Wow. These f*ck McDonald’s to death. Li– *chokes* Ugh. Live más. The bucket is pretty darn full. I’d say that about 1/3 of the stuff from this place tastes like the– all of it. And that’s not bad. That’s clever business. I’ve been trying to think about how to make my videos exactly the same and yet different for years. If only I could crack that nut. Subscribe for more videos of me eatin’ too much and also subscribe for more bucket. Is the bucket the fifth Try Guy? If you have a bucket at home you’re not using, I’ll take it! I’ll be the new bucket man of Los Angeles. And like I always say: if it ain’t fast food, bucket! Live más.

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  1. ketih eats everything at taco bell: ordering in normal line, customer gets angry
    keith eats everything at arby's: ordering in normal line, waiter: "i'll fight anyone who gives you attitude"

  2. I can't believe you tossed the beefy five layed burettio in the bucket. It's legit cheese,meat,and sour cream. It's delicious

  3. Keith: today im going to eat everything at taco bell
    Stomach: no god please no
    Toilet: ah shit here we go again

  4. Breaking News: YouTube Star Dies After Receiving Explosive Diarrhoea From Eating Everything At Taco Bell.

  5. “Ive been trying to think about how to make my videos exactly the same and te different for years. If only I could crack that nut.”

    *continues to make videos of him eating everything just at different places*😂

  6. 1. Call ahead to make sure a cashier is dedicated to your fucked up order. 2. chew with your mouth closed you gross large mouth bass of a human being

  7. Man: Why don’t you order everything on the menu?
    Me: Listen sir, I don't think you've noticed but that's exactly what i'm doing. and cause i don't like tomatoes.

  8. So I do this thing where if Keith eats the menu and I start to crave it, I watch the video again. I hope it's a way of supporting and sympathizing with Keith. It's amazing how I rarely crave these foods. But here I am. Watching it. Again. Thank God I don't have to eat the whole menu. Half way through, while Keith is burping and looking high, I remember why I don't crave Taco Bell….And then here comes Eugene talking about how it's only 80% beef….

  9. I love how everybody is hating on the man that cursed but, Man I would be mad to if I had to wait for a guy to order the whole menu. as Billie says, "One by,one by,one
    ."

  10. yah fuck this guy. yes its hilarious and everything but to go to a busy fast food place and order that much without any notice is fucking ignorant and prickish. maybe the guy behind you is on his lunch break and you just spent 45 mins ordering. call ahead man. anyone who has worked service or fast food industry will tell you. its not a fun or pleasant job in the least… no skills required really? yes. but fucking stressful and difficult and hot af.. for min wage? yes. ugly video

  11. I would reccomend to avoid morons like that they should call ahead and let them know they want one of everything xD

  12. If I see that “Angry guy” irl I will fucking beat the fuck out of him do hard in fact his fat ass will create a fucking crater where he lies

  13. THE BEST THING IS THE power menu veggie burrito no sour cream add creamy jalapeño sauce 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  14. I was about to do this (on the website) and then realized that you like to try everything on the menu so I searched to see if you had made one of Taco Bell. Thankfully you had and you helped me make a decision on if I want to continue with this (it isn’t for a YouTube video, just for my family and I to try their different items cause we never eat there nor have tried their new foods) I still want to do most of it (mine turned out to be $100) but I might cut down some of the things that look the same and won’t have much of a different flavor

  15. Man is it weird that I thought eat the menu was better when it was just Keith instead of having random guests who work in the office?

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