Key & Peele – Gay Marriage Legalized


– THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS
AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM
ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING
THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE’RE HERE TALKING
TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL
ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI.
– HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT’S
A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. – WHOO!
– AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY– – WHOO! WE’RE GONNA
GET MARRIED! YEAH! – WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT–
– [screams] – WE SAID THAT
IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
BECAUSE WE DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA PASS
SO DARN FAST. – OH, MY GOD!
– SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE? – [laughs]
ARE WE A COUPLE? COME ON, GIRL,
LET’S GET SERIOUS. – NO, IT’S JUST SO FAST.
– MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE
IS MY “SAMWICH.” – IT’S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH.
– [laughs] AND WE’RE GONNA
GET MARRIED! YEAH! – THAT’S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN TOGETHER? – WELL, WE’VE BEEN–
THREE YEARS. IT’S BEEN FOREVER,
WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! – IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT
TO KNOW THE PERSON– – WHO IS THE BRIDE?
I AM THE BRIDE. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO!
[laughs] – OH, WELL TELL US
ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. – YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT
IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER
SO THERE’S NOT ANY PLANS– – OH, YEAH!
PIECE OF PAPER! WE’RE GONNA GET
THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! – YEAH, YEAH.
– THAT PIECE OF PAPER! – WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED? – WELL YOU KNOW THERE’S A LOT
OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING– – OH, EVERYWHERE! WE’RE GONNA
GET MARRIED OVER HERE AND OVER THERE
AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. – OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE
IT’S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. – WELL, YOU KNOW IT’S JUST
A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE– – GIRL, WE’RE GONNA RENT
THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! [screams] – WE REALLY NEED TO TALK
ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT’S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED
WHEN IT’S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY
OTHER STATES– – OH, MY GOD!
YOU SEE? LOOK AT HIM! THAT’S MY MAN
WITH HIS BIG HEART. I’M SORRY, MY HUSBAND.
YOU MY HUSBAND NOW. – WELL, WE JUST–
– YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. – OKAY, WE JUST DON’T WANNA
RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF
GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
IN CALIFORNIA. – BABY I’M GONNA
GET A 14-KARAT RING THE SIZE
OF 14 MOTHER[bleep] CARROTS. THAT’S WHAT’S UP, DOC!
[smacking lips] – WELL, YOU TWO
CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. – YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED?
– OH, YEAH, YEAH. – OH, OKAY.
– CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS
HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. – WE JUST–WE REALLY JUST
DIDN’T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. – WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE
THAT’S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN AND WE’RE GONNA
HAVE FIVE LITTLE GIRLS. THEIR NAMES ARE GONNA BE
ETNIE, CAROUSEL, SEQUIN, ABERCROMBIE, AND PHANTOM. AND WE’RE GONNA
HAVE A LITTLE DOG NAMED RUFFALO. AND THE DOG GONNA
HAVE A CAT NAMED MYRIAD.

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  1. We gonna have fivvve Daugters and one name will be phantom I died lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. โ€œWho is the bride?
    I am the bride.
    Do do do do do do do do DOโ€

    LMAOOOOOOOOO JORDAN IS EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Sucks that that isnt a valid marriage. You can call a tree a parrot, doesnt mean it actually is.

  4. -_- when the end of the world come i can't wait any more . all to hell

  5. This is actually how certain fucking gay people scare the hell out of everyone
    On the other hand if people werenโ€™t so radical conservative it wouldnโ€™t matter

  6. We gon live in a house that's shaped like a unicorn and we gonna have five little girls. Their names gon be Etnie, Carousel, Sequin, Abercrombie, and Phantom. And we gonna have a little dog named Ruffalo and the dog gon have a cat named Myrian.

  7. LMAO!!! xD I think Jordan was a bit too exuberant and excited at acting this gay character, seems like his gay dude is more flamboyant than when he portrays Meegan! XD

  8. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I can't tell if he's acting gay or just being himself either way it's fucking hilarious

  9. I donโ€™t think gays should be able to get married, I donโ€™t think straights should be able to get married; I think marriage is fucking dumb and should be abolished.

  10. Since the recent inception of gay marriage I wonder if the same couple can boast of a fruitful and fulfilling experience after thirty or more years ,the same way a heterosexual marriage can make that possible.Only time will tell.

  11. This is so unbelievable! they're wearing to much clothes and not performing obscene acts in front of children like the real pride parades do.

  12. Lashawnnnnn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. I'm more shocked that Samwhich stayed with that guy for 3 friggin years. Clearly he's not into the guy and they're polar opposites, so…

    Was the sex good? ^^;

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