You know what
happens– you know what happens at bachelor parties?
– No, I don’t know. What?
– Nothing. So it’s just kind of,
like, hella unexciting. OK. Well, we’re going to lay
down the laws right now– OK. –so we don’t have to
revisit this later on. – OK.
– OK. No smacking on booty. No booty all in your face. – No, no.
– No [BLEEP] all in your face. Why would you have that? No buying shots for people. Well, you can buy shots. No, you’re not
buying shots for girls. You know what? There shouldn’t even
be any chicks there. OK, look, here’s the thing. Let me see your
phone, by the way. But– my battery’s dead. Hollering chicks
and buying drinks are two different things.
– OK. I’m just saying
it’s not OK with me. What if a guy tries
to buy you a drink? I’m going to accept
it and say thank you. So you accept a
drink from a guy that’s trying to holler at you? [INAUDIBLE] Man. We should have talked
about this 12 years ago. We should have. Well, now you know. We determined that
we have this thing called respectful cheating. No, no! OK, OK. No, no, no, no, no.
You know I’m joking. It’s not funny.