Leslie Jones Got Into A Grammys Party | Netflix Is A Joke


– All my friend’s was ho,
they was for the team. I had this one homegirl,
her name was Milaika. And she would say her
name, “Ooh, Mee-li-ka.” I be like, “That’s not your fucking name.” (audience laughs) But she always got us free shit. You know what I’m sayin’? She got us some tickets to the
after-party for the Grammys. I was like, “Yeah.” Now, let me just say this first, I’m 52, so there was
different stars back then. (audience laughs) LL Cool J was there.
(audience cheers) Yup, that’s when he was a rapper. (audience laughs) Tevin Campbell was there. (audience cheers) (audience laughs) White people are like, “Who the fuck is Tevin Campbell, bitch?” (audience laughs) But black people are like, ♪ Can we talk for a minute ♪ ♪ Girl, I want to know your name ♪ ♪ Can we talk for a minute ♪ – Yeah! (laughs) (audience cheering) Got some old black mother
fuckers in the house. (audience applauds) White people like, “We
still don’t know that shit.” (audience laughs) “Sing some Bon Jovi, bitch.” (audience laughs) But that’s the only song he
had out anyway, white people. (audience laughs) And I was in my best ho attire. (audience whoops) Yes, I had on my best ho dress, that was red. (audience whoops) I had my freshly new attached ponytail from that morning. (audience laughs) I had on my homegirl’s shoes that were slightly smaller (audience laughs) than my feet. (audience laughs) I stood up against the wall a lot. (audience laughs)

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  1. Lmao…I hate this act. But, as a white guy her age, i had no idea she was talking about…then they all sing his 1 hit. I died. She killed this.

  2. You can say negative s###,all you want to, I bet you can't quit your day job. Always someone jaded and pissed, how come she made it and I didn't. Gtfo.

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