Marriage Failure! Why? | Funny Motivational Speech | Episode 3 | Laughter Therapies |

you are so silent since yesterday didn’t
you see a doctor yeah what a doctor said doctor said you were suffering from
shopping deficiency in blood I am one step away from being rich all I need now
is money just go away I don’t want to talk to you same here you told me you would spent your whole
life trying to make me happy I didn’t expect you to live this long my wife and I were happy for 20 years
then we met hello ladies and gentlemen we are here for you again we are hopeful
that you were fine and enjoying a healthy part life today our topic is
marriage failure in today’s world there is a misconception that marriage is just
a piece of paper it is just a contract between two people
listen money is also a piece of paper but you still get up every day and work
hard for it marriage goes in wave you have to be patient
people bail and give up on their marriages way too early
they just don’t put the work in the effort into it you have to suck up your
ego many times because that can be a big downfall remember you put your
relationship in doubt when you share your personal matters with others many
wise people are always at front-foot to give you an advice about your life if
you were male then males will advise you about your wife listen bro every time
you talk to your wife your mind should remember that this
conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes if you are
wrong and you shut up you are wise if you are right and you
shut up you are married listening to wife is like reading the
terms and conditions of website you understand nothing but still you say I
agree hold your wife’s hand in the mall because if you let go she will start
shopping it looks romantic but it’s actually economic two golden rules to a
happy marriage rule number one the wife is always right rule number two when you
feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number one again never laugh at
your wife’s choice you are one of them marriage is a
workshop husband works and wife shops marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right and the others husband always keep your wife’s picture
is mobile screensaver whenever you face a problem see the picture and say if I
can handle her I can handle anything when males are
giving advices then why should females left behind yes ladies please give us
some advices about marriage marriage is just a fancy word for
adopting an overgrown manchild who can’t take care of himself husbands are the best people to share
secrets with they will never tell anyone because they are not even listening a
husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he just
cleaned the whole house marriage lets you nor one special person for the rest
of your life marriage is the bond between a person who never remember
anniversaries and another who never forgets them are you listening these
wise quotes but the reality is a person with whom you have an immediate
connection the moment you meet a connection so strong that you are drawn
to them in a way you have never experienced before
as this connection develops over time you experience a love so deep strong in
complex that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved any crier
the relationship between husband and wife is very psychological one is psycho
and the other is logical now please do not try to figure out who is who and by
the way people say love is the best feeling but I think finding a toilet
when you were having diarrhea is better now not only there is lack of
misunderstanding between the two in addition there is a lack of patience in
the husband and wife relation difference of opinion may happens in life but due
to lack of patience they often say to each other love me and I will move
mountains to make you happy hurt me and I will drop those mountains on your head you can’t just give up on someone
because the situation is not ideal great relationships are not great because they
have no problems they are great because both people care enough about the other
person to find a way to make it work a strong marriage requires loving your
spouse even in those moments when they are not being lovable it means believing
in them even they struggle to believe in themselves I know marriage is like a
walk in the park Jurassic Park but some relationships are like Tom and Jerry
they argue and disagree all the time but they still can’t live without each other
don’t give up on your marriage and hard times for better or for worse means
sometimes it gets worse before it gets better but you will make it through if
you keep fighting for each other and not against each other because a successful
marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person there
is no more lovely friendly and charming relationship company than a good
marriage live a happy life understand each other keep a smile on your face
the smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect it means I appreciate
what I have and what God had blessed me with you know family is locked branches
on a tree we all grow in different directions yet
your root remains as one sorry I missed your call I took too long
to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone if I can make one person laugh
long enough to forget their problems then my days was not wasted I love it
when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke can I help you no I just waited in
line for 30 minutes to say hi laughter and tears are said to cleanse this soul
make your soul pure by laughing be happy and make others happy laugh at your
difficulties of life don’t fight that laughs but laugh at the fights between
you and your partner laugh until you resolve your issues having a difference
of opinion is a sign that you are wise but having a fight on that difference is
a sign that you are now officially ignorant be happy and live a happy life
laughter therapies will help you to laugh and will motivate you to live a
happy life a life that has been forgotten in the
past by these modern living styles a life that is full of care love happiness
and kindness be with us in this effort together we will make this depressed
world a happy world again don’t forget to share like and subscribe
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