Michelle Wolf Dares Trump to Attend White House Correspondents’ Dinner


>>Jimmy: HOW IS IT GOING?>>GREAT, GREAT.>>Jimmy: I LIKE THE PANTS.>>THANK YOU, THEY’RE HARD TO SIT IN.>>Jimmy: ARE THEY?>>THEY’RE STANDING PANTS.>>Jimmy: IF YOU WANT TO LAY ACROSS THE SEAT.>>THEY’RE STANDING PANTS. SITTING SHOES. STANDING PANTS. I PLANNED WELL. I DO, I REALLY HAVE TO THANK YOUR WARDROBE DEPARTMENT, BECAUSE, I WAS ON THE FLIGHT HERE FROM NEW YORK THIS MORNING. AND I REALIZED I DIDN’T PACK A BRA. YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN THERE. AND, I LIKE, THEY GOT ME ONE. WHICH WAS REALLY NICE.>>Jimmy: ONE OF MINE?>>IT IS. IT IS, SORRY. YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK. I PROBABLY DIDN’T STRETCH IT OUT. I WOKE UP FROM A SLEEP IN THE PLANE WHEN I REMEMBERED I FOREGO OUT. I WAS LIKE THE MOM IN HOME ALONE, KEVIN!>>Jimmy: DOES THAT HAPPEN TO YOU OFTEN?>>NO. WELL, I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PACKING, LIKE, WELL YOU KNOW, LIKE A STAND-UP. I TRAVEL ALL THE TIME. PRETTY GOOD. WHEN I FORGET. I REALLY FORGET. LIKE I WAS ON MY WAY, TAPED MY SPECIAL IN NEW YORK WHERE I LIVE. WALKING TO THE SPECIAL. WALKING IN WORKOUT CLOTHES. HAD MY BAG WITH ME. CHRIS ROCK CALLED ME TO BE LIKE, HEY, ARE YOU READY? YOU KNOW? LIKE JUST MAKE SURE IT IS A SPECIAL. MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL. LIKE, EVEN LIKE YOUR SHOES ARE NEW, YOUR PANTS ARE NEW. EVEN, HAVE NEW UNDERWEAR. AND ON SAZ HE , HE SAID UNDERWEA DIDN’T PACK UNDERWEAR.>>Jimmy: I LIKE THE ADVICE. REALLY INTERESTING ADVICE.>>IT IS GRALT EAT ADVICE.>>Jimmy: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL ADVICE.>>GOOD ADVICE TO GET TWO DAYS BEFORE. NOT DAY OF.>>Jimmy: NOT ON THE WAY. LATE ADVICE IS WHAT IT IS. YOU ARE HOSTING THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER WHICH IS, A BIG EVENT FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW, TYPICALLY THE PRESIDENT WILL BE THERE, THIS PRESIDENT HAS DECIDED TO SIT THIS LAST ONE OUT. I THINK IS HE NOT COMING TO THIS EVENT?>>NO, HE IS NOT COMING. I GUESS, THE LOVELY SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS INSTEAD. NO, IT WILL BE GREAT. BUT, I WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I HEARD THAT HE WASN’T GOING, BECAUSE YOU SIT ON THE DAIS, YOU SIT ON A DAIS, YOU EAT DINNER, AND THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS LIKE, OH, THANK GOD I DON’T HAVE TO HEAR TRUMP EAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW HE DOESN’T CHEW WITH HIS MOUTH CLOSED. HE’S PROBABLY LIKE A REAL SMACKY EATER. LIKE A MOUTH BREATHER AT THE SAME TIME.>>Jimmy: TYPICALLY YOU WOULD BE SEATED NEXT TO THE FIRST LADY. THEN THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T REALLY DINE WITH THE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE, WATCH THESE, TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON, IT’S A VERY SPECIFIC CROWD THERE.>>I HAVE WATCHED A BUNCH OF THEM. WATCHED YOURS, IT WAS GREAT. I, BUT THEY ONLY HAVE ON YOUTUBE, THE CLIPS OF THE ACTUAL PERFORMANCES. I THOUGHT TOO MUCH ABOUT THE OTHER PARTS OF IT.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR, WHAT IF TRUMP SHOWS UP LAST MINUTE.>>I DIDN’T CHANGE MY JOKES FROM WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WASN’T GOING TO WHEN HE WAS. IF HE DOES SHOW UP IT WOULD BE REAL FUN.>>Jimmy: OF COURSE MORE FUN.>>I WOULD LIKE TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE.>>Jimmy: NOT AS MUCH FUN. YOU SHOULD DARE HIM TO DO IT. ONLY WAY YOU COULD GET HIM TO COME.>>I DARE YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE MAN. I’LL GIVE YOU $5 IF YOU COME.>>Jimmy: I WISH HE WOULD COME TOO. YOUR SHOW IS CALLED THE BREAK, THE BREAK. WHAT DOES THE BREAK MEAN?>>SO IT IS SORT OF JUST LIKE A BARACK BREAK FROM EVERYTHING GOING ON. JUST A FUNNY FIRST COMEDY FORWARD, JOKE, JOKES JOKES.>>Jimmy: NOT LIKE ANYTHING.>>NOT BREAKING ANYTHING.>>Jimmy: THERE ITS NOTHING TO BE SMASHED.>>NO.>>Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM ORIGINALLY?>>ORIGINALLY FROM HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA.>>ARE YOU?>>Jimmy: I USED, THAT USE THEED BE THE ONLY VACATION WE TOOK WHEN EE LIVED IN BROOKLYN, DRIVE TO HERSHEY PARK.>>WE WERE TERRIFIED OF NEW YORKERS, THEY CAME TO HERSHEY PARK, I DON’T KNOW, A NICE GETAWAY. BUT WE WERE TERRIFIED OF NEW YORKERS. I WORKED AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT ON THE HIGHWAY ON THE WAY OUT. EVERYONE WOULD STOP THERE AFTER, THE PARK, REAL, REAL, BAD FOOD. BUT LIKE ANY TIME A CAR OF NEW YORKERS WOULD PULL OUT. WE WOULD BE LIKE GET READY IT’S NEW YORKERS. IMMEDIATELY SIT DOWN. BREAD, WATER. PASTA.>>Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO THE PARK OFTEN? HERSHEY PARK FOR NOSE WHO DON’T KNOW. CHOCOLATE WONDERLAND. THE STREET LIGHTS, HERSHEY’S KISSES, CHOCOLATE OUT OF THE GARDEN HOSES AND WHATNOT?>>IT IS REAL HEALTHY. WE’RE ALL VERY FIT. USED TO GO TO THE PARK ALL THE TIME. LIKE A LITTLE LOOPHOLE. THE PARK CLOSES AT 10:30. BUT AT 10:00 YOU COULD SNEAK IN. THEY WOULD LET YOU IN AT 10:00. AND YOU CAN JUST, RUN TO THE NEAREST ROLLER COASTER, GET ON A ROLLER COASTER RIDE IT AS MANY TIMES. AND THEN LEAVE. WE REALLY JUST, JUST, WE WERE JUST SCAMMING THE SYSTEM T. >>Jimmy: RIGHT. WHEN YOU ARE LIVING IN HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, ARE YOU JUST EATING CANDY AND CHOCOLATE ALL THE TIME?>>I MEAN, I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE CHOCOLATE GROWING UP. WHICH WAS SOMETHING I FRIED TO KEEP SECRET.>>Jimmy: WHAT A TERRIBLE POLICE TO GROW UP THEN. WHAT KIND OF A KID DOESN’T LIKE CHOCOLATE?>>I MEAN, A WEIRD ONE. YEAH, I REALLY LICORICE, BLACK LICORICE.>>Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU 90? ?>>NEKO WAFERS?>>THE CHOCOLATE WAFERS.>>Jimmy: MY FAVORITE.>>GET PEPPERMINT. LICORICE.>>Jimmy: OTHER ONES ARE PAINT CHIPS. NOT FOOD.>>LIKE TUMS WITHOUT ANY MEDICAL BENEFITS.>>Jimmy: SURE THEY’LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.>>YEAH, YEAH. USE THAT IN YOUR COMMERCIALS, NEKO.>>Jimmy: DON’T HOLD BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT DINNER, TRUMP WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR. DARE HIM ONE MORE TIME.>>I WILL MAKE IT $10 IF YOU COME.

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  1. Awesome his poll numbers only went up, and after Kayne he is doubling his numbers with african american males. He will turn your hate into sunshine. God keep the Emperor.

  2. She killed it. I loved her speech. I thought it was funny, current, and tbh quite tame. I think she’s a great comedian and I’m glad she’s getting attention now. No matter how people feel about her speech, the majority admired it lol

  3. What she did wasn't comedy! She has the nerve to say she's good at comedy? All she did was insult people! Just look/listen to her you can crack jokes on her for a day then come back the next and insult her. Just her voice and appearance is hideous!!

  4. In the press they were talking about Michele Wolf, being controversial… now I'm a small c conserative.. so I watched the the press thing , white house crap.. and then I started to watch micheles you tube things.. god … shes funny as hell

  5. I wouldn't go to a dinner either if everyone was just gonna make fun of me. What kinda dinner was that. And another question, why was Wolff at the dinner? She isn't an important person. Her IQ is so low that she probably votes based on skin color/gender and think Muslim is a race. And for her to include the death of the Southwest accident in the roast just made me vote trump even more. Thanks Wolff, you did the exact opposite of what your goal was intended to be.

  6. Jimmy booked an "A" level comedian to grace his AWESOME show. HAY Colbert thanks for wrecking late-night TV

  7. She's not funny in the least, have you ever noticed Hollywood seems to pick stars? She came out of nowhere. YAJC (Yet another Jewish Comedian)

  8. SHE'S GOT TEETH LIKE A BEAVER WHAT A DOG. TRUMP HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN HANG OUT WITH MORONS LIKE THE DEMOSHITBAGS

  9. This woman is pure cancer. I can't wait to see her cry and shriek like a banshee when Trump gets re-elected in 2020. Who you got on deck lefties? Oprah? Senator Pocahontas? grampa bernie? Cory "tears of rage" Booker?

  10. She's discussing , she put Sarah down from make-up to her dressing,, but look at her , she is nothing special to look at,, That's For SURE. Her hair , her clothing, even her voice get to you. Another low life , desperate pcs. of work her equal= Kathy griffin. Now that's a match made In hell. So discussing.

  11. (Spoiler alert)
    Her winning joke of the night in my opinion: "There's a ton of news right now, a lot is going on and we have all these 24 hour news networks and we could be covering everything but instead we're covering like three topics; every hour it's Trump, Russia, Hillary and a panel of four people that remind you why you don't go home for Thanksgiving."

  12. "Now that he's president, Trumps the only pussy your not allowed to grab."
    Joke of the century.

  13. This B*tch is beyond Ugly.Who sh*tted her out? They need to be slapped a thousand times.🤣😂🤣😂😄😅Piranha mouth

  14. Why would POTUS want to listen to this pathetic excuse for a comedian. He has more important things to attend to like cleaning up the crap left by Obummer.

  15. i don't even care about politics but why is Hollywood and people like this revered in society what did they do cure cancer. The entertainment business is the reason America is dying for the past 50 years. Hollywood and television has completely gotten out of control with degenerate, perversion, distortion and propaganda.

  16. bestiality charge…..yeah she's special alright…fits the rest of that sorry crew she's involved with.

  17. Oh yeah Obama was just so great for attending these because that's so presidential to go to a dinner that's so fabricated and try and get cool points like some high school boy and make attempts at jokes, meanwhile our current president is too classy and presidential for that trash.

  18. A black woman can disparage a white woman all day, but as soon as a white woman says something about a black women… they get the Roseanne treatment…

  19. Michelle – you are a lucky woman -that you are actually get paid for the garbage that comes out of your mouth !
    You are – with your own words “ useless as a box of empty box of Kotex”! And ugly !
    Get a real job , and do some good for mankind – or shut up!!!

  20. Celebrate the moral depravity of abortion and supporting something that science has totally kicked in the ass with 4D ultrasound, fetal surgery. Planned Parenthood salutes you as well with that 324,000 abortions it is doing and being flush in cash by benefiting off the killing of unborn children. Celebrate the moral insanity.

  21. Better unreinstate that Netflix membership cause this dope s show was just canceled. You must really suck to get cancelled by Netflix of all networks.

  22. I do not know how she got the job! Not funny, Sounds too irritating, cannot act, too ugly for the casting couch and not even a good looking for a child for the Pedo's……. Go figure! GOT CANCELLED!

  23. In 2011, Trump went, Obama roasted him, Trump sat quietly. Five year later, 2016, Trump's Revenge. Who's laughing now? Wolf got her show cancelled 3 months after insulting Sarah… Who's laughing now?✌

  24. Why is it that her voice here is more tolerable than other videos? It's not that high and screechy. Her Netlix show is a disaster though.

  25. Trump doesn't go to these dinners because intelligent people intimidate him.
    It'd be like Fred Flintstone attending kindergarten for the first time.

  26. Trump’s ego is so big that he thinks he’s too good for the annual WHCD. Or he just can’t take the hits. Just no sense of humor. At least Bush and Obama could poke fun at themselves.

  27. One final point if I may —- Had Michelle Wolfe been invited to this dinner-roast to work her wonders and inflict suffering on the Obama Administration say, back in pre-2015 days, I would wager a great deal there would have been more laughing in the room. But not only that I am also quite certain that Obama himself would have attended if he could, and if he did he, without question, would have been laughing the loudest. Why? Because the man doesn't have an ego the size of the Matterhorn. He has a humbleness about him that allows him to give license to the spirit of the roast and get out of its way, which is just a fancy way of saying the man has a sense of humor.

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