Nicki Invites Kourtney Kardashian to Dinner (Diva House)


– Kourtney, please have a seat. – No. – Why? – ‘Cause Taylor might sue me. – Oh my God! – Is there a special meal you want served? – Food. – No, she means a dish. – Why would I eat a plate? – Is Kim with you? – No. But she has a message she
wanted me to give to you. (classical violin music) – Where the (beep) is the food? – It’s tradition for us to
gather at the table and talk while the cooks make dinner. – We’ve only done that once. – It’s not a tradition if
you’ve only done it once. – It’s tradition, so. – It’s not, we just established that. – I don’t respond to negativity. – Anyway, de Nicki Minaj
has an announcement to make. – You’re announcing that
you have an announcement? – I’m bringing a friend over for dinner. – If it’s Ariana or
Jennifer, I’m gonna slap you. – Come on out. – You invited a ghost? – Does Nicki Minaj look
like a medium to you? – Yes. – Why didn’t you come
out when I asked you to? – I didn’t feel like it. – Kourtney, please have a seat. – No. – Why? – ‘Cause Taylor might sue me. – Oh my God! – Nobody’s suing anybody, Kidney. – It’s Kourtney. – That’s what I said. – You’re our guest Kourtney. You’re safe here. – So uh, did you bring
your sister with you? – I have like 20 sisters, which one? – Kim. Is Kim with you? – No. But she has a message she
wanted me to give to you. – What was the message?
– (beep) you. – Okay. – She says hi to everyone else. – So Kourtney, is there a
special meal you want served? – Food. – No, she means a dish. – Why would I eat a plate? – That’s not what a dish is. – A dish is a plate. – It also means food. – I’m not eating a plate. – Bitch, nobody’s asking
you to eat a plate. My God! – Do you want our cooks to
make you a specific dinner? – Yeah. – What? – Food. – That’s not what she’s asking. – Why did you invite her? – Maybe de Nicki Minaj wanted
to bring a friend for dinner. – Okay, well, that’s canceled. We’re not doing that anymore. (giggles) – You don’t make the rules. You’re not our daddy. Unless you’re into that. – I want Kourtney here. – We should take a vote. – I vote Taylor leaves. – You don’t get to vote. You don’t live here. – There is no vote. – I vote for us to be
open spiritually to vote. – There is no vote, we’re
just here for dinner. – I’m not eating plates, that’s stupid. Like Taylor. – Okay, now you’re just
asking for a lawsuit. – Have a good time everybody. – Wait, why are you–
– Bye. – We haven’t eaten yet. Mariah, get back here. – Look what you’ve done. – I didn’t do anything. – It’s what you didn’t do. – What?! – You ruined everything. – I didn’t even–
– Uh! Don’t make it worse. – Y’all, could we stop fighting? – So what’s for dinner? ♪ SIM ♪ ♪ G-M ♪ ♪ Productions ♪ ♪ SIM ♪ ♪ G-M ♪ ♪ Productions ♪ ♪ SIM ♪ ♪ G-M ♪ ♪ Productions ♪ ♪ SIM ♪ ♪ G-M ♪ ♪ Productions ♪

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  1. Omg one year later and i just noticed when
    Nicki says
    “Does dih nicki minaj look like a medium to you”
    She has a blonde wig like the medium on tv

  2. Nicky: “Bitch nobody asking you to eat a plate, oh my god”
    Britney: Do you want our cooks to make you a special dinner?
    Kidney: “Yeah”
    Britney: “What”
    Kidney: “Food”
    Taylor: “That’s not what she asked” 😂

  3. I died and came back to life laughing at kourtney 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. “Kourtney, have a seat!”

    ”No.”

    “Why?”

    ”Because Taylor, Might sue me.”

    Taylor ”omg”

  5. “Did You Bring Your Sister with You?”
    I have like twenty Sisters.
    Which One.
    “Is Kim With You?”
    ”No…”
    But she has a message.
    She wanted me to give you.
    “What Was The Messa-“
    Fu* You.*
    She says Hi To Everyone Else.

    Me: “💀”

  6. Taylor: Okay now you're just asking for a lawsuit.
    Mariah: Have a good time everybody.
    Lana: Wait, why are you-
    Mariah: Byeeee.

  7. “Is Kim with you?”
    “No, but she has a message she wanted me to give to you.”
    “What was the messa—”
    “F**k you.”
    “Okay.”
    “She says hi to everyone else.”

    Kourtney is basically my spirit animal.

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