Nicki Minaj Is Married!


Live from New York City, it’s the Wendy Williams Show. ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪ ♪ Feel, feel, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel, feel it-it-it (feel it) ♪ ♪ Feel it, feel it, feel it ♪ ♪ Let’s go, come on, you need it ♪ ♪ How you doin’ ♪ ♪ How-how-how-how you doin’ ♪ ♪ Now, here’s Wendy. ♪ (audience cheers)
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(audience applauds) Say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience. How you doin’? How you doin’? I’m doin’ okay. Let’s get started. It’s time for… Hot Topics. Come on. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (deep bass music) I’ve got cramps like I’m 19. I thought that this period thing was over with me. (audience laughs) Do you know what I’m, no, I don’t have a period. I’m just saying I got the crampulation. (audience laughs) Why? And then Joanie, who mics me up, she’s like “Well what d’you have for breakfast?” I said, “Hot potato chips and tuna fish.” (audience laughs) She was like “Well no wonder.” Anyhoo. Hi. Hi Wendy. So Nicki Minaj is married. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Yeah. Look, there are some naysayers who say why did you marry this guy, Kenneth Petty. So she’s Nicki Minaj-Petty. (audience laughs) Uh-huh, uh-huh. Well she announced the news on her Instagram last night by showing the Mr and Mrs mugs and the bride and groom hat. Oh. So we are to assume she’s married. But I understand why she married him, you know what I’m saying? She’s known by all the world at this particular point in her life. She’s the biggest thing going. And sometimes, when you’re the biggest thing going, you wanna have a safety blanket, a comfort zone, and that would be somebody that you grew up with. He wasn’t your boyfriend back then, maybe you just had rock fights and stuff, you know how we get started, girls. (audience laughs) I used to love to have rock fights with the boys. (audience laughs) Because although I’m not a tomboy, I used to like to hang around with the boys ’cause that’s how you get to know the boys. (audience murmurs) So maybe he was her rock fight partner or somethin’ like that. But I think that she probably will start a family right away and can you imagine a burgeoning belly with these burgeoning hips? (audience gasps) I mean the plastic of it all, you know what I mean? And she’s gonna have a big belly and she’s short and she’s got the boobs and the hips. And I don’t know what he does for a living. I just know that he did time in jail for, he’s a sex offender. Oh. Well she’s no stranger to that ’cause her in jail for… Sex offending. For sex offending. Well first degree manslaughter. Now he served seven years in prison and he’s also a sex offender. So that means that he, is a manslaughter a killer? Yes. Okay, so he’s a killer (laughs) (audience murmurs) and a sex offender. Well Nicki, congratulations. (audience laughs) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Somebody other than the Chief made this tea ’cause it’s really hot. Yeah. I can barely touch the cup. Ow. (audience laughs) Ow. Meghan Markle, everybody, says that she was warned not to marry Prince Harry. (audience murmurs) You know who warned her? Some hatin’-ass girlfriend of hers. (audience laughs) You know what I’m saying? You meet a prince and your friend’s gonna tell you not to marry. Or Meghan’s lying to try to give sympathy, for us to give her sympathy. Anyway, and the weird thing about this interview that she did, she’s standing up the whole time. There’s no chair, (laughs) there’s no shade. She’s standing the whole time in a trench coat interviewing. It’s just awkward. Anyway, take a look. I had no idea, which it probably sounds difficult to understand here, but when I first met my now husband, my friends were really happy ’cause I was so happy but my British friends said to me “I’m sure he’s great “but you shouldn’t do it “’cause the British tabloids will destroy your life.” And I very naively, I’m an American, we don’t have that there, “What are you talking about? “That doesn’t make any sense. “I’m not in tabloids.” And get it. (audience murmurs) Yes you did. (audience laughs) You knew exactly what you were doing. (audience applauds) And I applaud her plotation on the Royal situation. (audience laughs) But please, don’t try to garner sympathy from us. You knew what you were doing. By the way, your friend is a hater. So whoever told you that, if someone in fact told you that, she needs to be dismissed. (audience murmurs) (audience applauds) Yeah, yeah. And I feel like this couple, first of all, with William and Kate, they are grooming because he’s gonna be the King and she’s gonna be the Queen and the kids are gonna be the Royals like that. Harry and Meghan have nothing to lose by moving to America. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Yeah. Why not? I mean move to America and live part-time in Africa like you want to do. You have to still go back to England. The thing about moving to America is you’re really kicking the Royal thing outta your life. So have a place in all three places. Have a mansion in Malibu, a big hut. (audience laughs) I’ve never been to Africa, I don’t know. Or a big hotel or wherever you’re gonna live in Africa. And then have your Royal palace-esque type place in England. I mean I like them. I really do like them. But her, there’s somethin’ about her. You know what I’m saying? (audience murmurs) And you know what, girl, Meghan, (audience laughs) Megan, don’t be surprised that the paparazzi are everywhere. Of course, ’cause you’re now a Royal. They weren’t following you when you were on Suit. We didn’t even know who you were. Except when you came for employment here at Wendy and wanted to be one of our runway models. I’ve told this story before. Do I need to go into it again? Yes. All right, well, (audience laughs) once upon a time, there was a innocent girl named Meghan and she wanted to be a runway model here at Wendy. Suzanne. Yeah. Well she wanted to be an expert. Tell it. Okay. So she called up our tailor department. She called our lovely bookers, Carrie and Siobhan, and she said “I’m Meghan Markle from Suits.” Right. I was like what. Tell it. She said “I’m really into fashion.” Go. “I would love to come to your show “and be a fashion expert and do the runway “and all that stuff.” And they said, “All right, well come by our office. “We’ll meet with you.” And she was actually in the office, not this one right here but across the street. We got two buildings on the block. This is my block. Yep, so she… (audience laughs) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Go ahead. She came in, she sat down and they met with her and they talked with her about what she– I do believe that we even have a picture, except it’s not ready right now. We have picture of her standing in the Wendy building across the street. Oh. Yes, it’s somewhere in the stills store. Okay, okay. So then, yeah, so she wanted to be on the show. They chatted with her. And they thought that she’d be perfect to come here and do it. And then, by the time we decided to book her– She was already engaged. Yep. That’s all I’m sayin’. (audience murmurs) We are involved with everything around here. (audience applauds) But here’s the thing, every celebrity has their own relationship with the paparazzis, whoever they are, you know what I’m saying? Yesterday, the paparazzi was outside of this building, our studio, waiting for me. No, no, well here’s, what happened was… (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) No, right. This is such a staged photo. I can tell you exactly what happened, okay? (audience laughs) I’m leaving the studio. I got my little Birkin goin’ on and I had a tote bag. I love a tote bag. They carry everything, it’s a big, giant one. So James and I are walking out. You know James. So James and I are walking out of the studio (audience laughs) and the paparazzi guy was there. Now mind you, I left two hours after the show was over. Sometimes, I like to do that to trick them so then they just go away. By the way, they follow me, it’s not my fault. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) It’s been a hell of a year. So anyway, so me and James walk out of the studio and James is in front and we put the stuff in the back. And my award, not award, my achievement, the star, was in the tote bag though. It was in the tote bag. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) So, right, so the paparazzi guy, he’s takin’ pictures, I’m like “Hi”, I have a relationship with them. They’ve gotta feed themselves as well. I get what they do. So I cooperate with them, like okay. (audience laughs) So he goes, “Wendy, can I have a picture with you “with your star?” And I said “No, it’s in my tote bag,” and in the bag, there was a whole bunch of crap. You know how a tote bag is. (audience murmurs) And then you have your handbag. So I had the handbag, he had the tote bag. We put everything in the car. But the paparazzi guy was so nice and I understand the job that they have to do, just like hopefully, you understand the job that I have to do. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) So I go to the guy, I said, “All right, “I’ll get the damn award, and then I’m gonna go, “James, you just stay right here “and I’m gonna go back in the building “and then I’m gonna count you down. “Five-four-three-two-one.” And yeah, this is so staged. (audience laughs) I gave him what he wanted and that’s the way it is. But Meghan Markle, nobody feels sorry for you. You knew what you were signing up for, girl. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Teresa and Joe from Jersey, they’re doing an interview. The first one ever with Andy on Sunday night. Oh. Now look, we’ve got to watch this together, in my head, we’ve got to watch this together, all right? Joe will do it from Italy. I don’t know whether Teresa’s gonna be in the studio with Andy. All I’m sayin’ is, in our Hot Topics morning meeting, they found it odd that Teresa is not in Italy with him right now. I said “For what? “This is not break for the kids from school.” The kids are in school, she lives in Jersey, and yeah, they can have a nanny take care of the kids while she goes over there, but this is indicative of a woman who apparently doesn’t wanna be married anymore. (audience murmurs) In my mind. In my mind, in my mind. Your husband’s been deported, you’ve got four children together, you both did crimes and you both did the time. Either this is gonna bring ya together, right, or separate you totally. (audience murmurs) And the idea that she’s not there with him yet, to me, says I think these people are gonna get a divorce. (audience murmurs) Which is well deserved for Teresa. Teresa is still beautiful. Teresa is a bodybuilder. Teresa still is juicy. Teresa, she’s had all of our girls. She doesn’t have to worry about kids anymore. She meets a nice man who already has his kids and they look good together, to take her out and squire her around, I say divorce. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) I mean that’s what it’s there for, isn’t it? (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) So yesterday, Joe spoke out briefly in Italy to Bravo. The Daily Dish is what he spoke to, Bravo’s The Daily Dish, that’s a show on Bravo. Listen to him talk, observe how he looks, and then we’ll talk. Go ahead. Life, it’s always better to look through the windshield and not through the rear view mirror. It’s a much bigger picture when you’re lookin’ through the windshield. But at the end of the day, people make mistakes. Nobody’s perfect, all right? But I’ve learned a valuable lesson from all this and I know my family is the most important thing to me, but it’s better than I’m out here than in there. And I just wanna let you know that I love you’s and I’m always here for you’s. I love you’s. (audience applauds) Apparently, Joe has been spending a lot of time at the Papyrus store. Life, it’s better through the windshield. (laughs) (audience laughs) Anyway, so Joe lost 50 pounds in prison. Yeah, it’s nice that he lost the 50 pounds but maybe a little filler right here. (audience laughs) You know what I’m saying? Just a little filler and maybe not a full wig but a partial. (audience laughs) Just. (audience applauds) This is what, as you can see, I’ve gained a few pounds, in a good way. Well I just feel… (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) And you know what, and I like it. (audience cheers) I feel like when you get older, you’re not supposed to be so thin. Otherwise, you start to, things start to happen, you know what I’m saying? Although I am in the process of getting rid of this right here. (audience laughs) No, honey, my dermatologist has this machine and look, it tightens all this. In the name of Paula Abdul. (audience laughs) And I’m not doin’ what Paula’s doin’ but I’m doin’ somethin’ right here. So as I’m filling out, mm-mm, mm-mm. Go away. (audience laughs)
(audience applauds) I go every Monday at two o’clock. Yeah, well, I bought a five pack but then you get a bonus. Now I have a six pack. (audience laughs) Right, so I’ve gotten it done twice. So in the next four weeks, you’re gonna see me when I go like this. (audience laughs) Mm-mm, mm-mm. Tuck that all the way back up. (audience laughs) Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. But all I’m sayin’ though is that he lost 50 pounds, good for him. He’s also very flexible. Can we show that footage? Yeah. All right, show. Uh-huh, look at him go. Look at him. (Suzanne laughs) No, that’s talented. That’s not funny. That’s good. Look at him go, kickin’ and stuff. What the Bruce Lee is going on? (audience laughs) Look, it’s called Joe and Teresa Unlocked. It airs Sunday night, 8 p.m. on Bravo. (audience applauds) Mm-mm. Tuck this all the way up. (audience laughs) And if it all works out, I’m gonna show you the machine. Yeah, I’ll show you, I’ll share with you. I don’t mind. Jesus. (audience laughs) So Felicity Huffman is pissing off the inmates in the prison. Now she’s only there for two weeks and they’re already fuming because she’s allowed to have her husband and her daughter visit over the weekend, this past weekend, right? (audience murmurs) By the way, why is she near a car? Why wouldn’t she just get in the car and drive off? (audience laughs) Anyway, so they say normally, good morning, prisoners, by the way. (audience laughs) How you doin’? Normally, visitor approval is a few weeks. You can’t just say my husband and daughter are comin’ and then they just show up, do you know what I mean? Clap if you’re familiar with this in the audience? (some applause) Oh. Oh. (audience laughs) James, cover me. Cover me. That was a trick. (inaudible) James. (laughs) (audience laughs) Well she shouldn’t have her daughter and husband visit. It’s only two weeks, you know what I’m saying? It’s only two. I wouldn’t want my family to see me in that particular condition, just because I just wouldn’t, you know what I mean? I do these two weeks. I don’t want my husband to see me like that. I wouldn’t want my kid to see me like that. When I was locked away in the halfway house in Queens, my family actually came because he invited them. And I’m like “What are you doing? “I don’t want my family to see me “in no windows and no ceiling and no TV, “laid up here, plottin’.” (audience laughs) No, no. Word to her, word to her. It was the lowest point. How are you gonna, and then my son visited and sees his mother (cries), you know what I’m sayin’? All away, plottin’. (audience laughs) (audience murmurs) It was… (audience applauds) Thank you, Brendan. You know, Brendan. Yes, I know, I got you. I got you. Comin’ into work, tryin’ to make people smile for an hour and then goin’ back there, my parents sittin’ there, wonderin’ what is wrong with me. You don’t want people to visit you in prison. To me, you go to prison, you can’t have Facebook, you can’t have anything but bread and water. You do your time and then that’s that. And I wasn’t in prison but it was like prison. I needed that environment to plot. (audience laughs) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) People screamin’ in the middle of the night. Oh please. Believe me you. The book I’ll never write. (audience laughs) Anyhoo. So Tupac Shakur is alive, and arrested for drug possession (audience laughs) and pulling a knife on the cops. Now look, before you show the picture, let me just set up the story. All right, so Tupac Shakur is 40 years old and he had the drugs and he had the knife and he pulled it on the cops. (coughs) It was in (laughs). (audience laughs) No, really. His real name is Tupac Shakur. And this all happened in Tennessee. He’s 40 years old. There’s Tupac Shakur. That’s his real name. (laughs) Look, just a little somethin’ funny to round off Hot Topics. We got more great show for you, everybody. Thank you so much for watching today. Up next, the stars of Tyler Perry’s new drama, The Oval, are here. So grab a snack and come on back. (audience cheers)
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  1. 😂😂😭she deadass looks like E.T nah no wonder why her mans left her damnnnn😭😭
    I had to edit this comment cos I realised she looks like the fish from shark tale how embarrassing

  2. A letter to Mr. Wendy
    When next you wanna talk about Nicki or Africa,just remember your ugly P-shaped old kidney beans can you call a body carrying that 1927 Opel boot you call a head containing nothing but trashed food urgently needs a brain.
    Yours truly,
    REALIST.

  3. It's my first time watching her and all I can say is I HATE HER, sorry for the others who love her. For me, she isn't funny and she's quite offensive.

  4. What a business insult people and make money even she didn’t care own race what she think about other people’s really bad she think she above of everyone I feel so sad when people clapping and laughing

  5. Yey firstly shame on you for throwing shade on Nicki and Megan😏and you should be the last person to shame someones body coz yours looks like a P😂 and btw Africa does have mansions as well so before you keep talking nonsense get your facts straight…..jy moet laaste praat nxn

  6. Wendy, why are you so sad? You look like the letter P, your marriages fell off and now you're coming for happy people. Is that what would make you happy? I don't think so. You are such a disgusting human. How could talk about the sanctity of pregnancy like that, and that too being (what looks like) a woman!?

  7. Wendy the step mom #kevin Nicki is far more better then u y u do this show actually u dont know how to work on it u just diss everyone n Nicki is coming for u Wendy

  8. A big hut???really??in 2019???We actually have brilliant infrastructure in Africa. Plus, It is a continent and not a country. Take time to visit instead of being this ignorant.

  9. That's the truth Wendy…facts don't lie. That guy is no good and whoever marries him condones his behavior. They deserve each other lol. Go wendy, I agree with you on this.

  10. not being a hater but tht interview which meghan did , did not sound genuine (at least tht part) , it sounded like a plot from a movie …

  11. Wtf Wendy not all of us Africans live in huts and there’s bladdy nothing wrong with it if you do , why degrade a place you know nothing of

  12. I don't care what anybody says about a rapist, and if anyone chooses to date one that comes with the territory. Somebody was raped an still going through that trauma while he's living the good life.

  13. Talking about the plastic look at you Wendy lmfaooooooooooooo you are aren’t in the position to talk about onika ok 👌🏽

  14. YouTube you recommended the wrong ish for me to watch! This is hotD and I mean hoooh just girl I’m praying to god for you rn 🙌

    #TheShade 😱❄️

  15. Light,MyLuv,Prosperity,Peace & Respect
    Eminem-The Ringer
    Ms/Mrs/Chi town Auntie had u meet #KoutrwyWayne

    Gotta Get back to a Semester WeekEnd Sommer( Comedian lucella,Rodeo-Remix) ..Finger Snap. Shout out to Sista/Boss Ms Wendy ,Raymond Usher Along with MIB song Slide for hacking a STAR on the Hall of #GetIntoIt …- -MyRandomLight human Fairy

  16. I think Meghan knew what she was doing but it was even worse than the insiders might have expected. I don’t get why the tabloids go after her and Harry when they’re not going to be king and Queen most likely. I mean I’m a way they’re just up a level from being socialites. I do feel sorry for her but it seems more complicated a story than what the press is being told.

  17. How is she gonna disrespect her body like that. Especially talking bad about her body if she were to be pregnant. That’s just low.

  18. Wendy is a real fucking devil
    Stop intimidating nicki Minaj
    You old go and clean your face brat
    Nicki is more beautiful than you and stop acting crazy

  19. Don't come for Nicki and how she looks while Ur out here looking the capital P. Like, when are we gonna get above body shaming if all the pots are calling the silverware black. We don't stay mentioning how deformed you look Wendy out respect, the least you could do is show the same respect when referring to another beautiful woman's body. Really disgusting.

  20. Well each its own…..we should not judge. But one thing I have to agree is the fact that her hips are toooooo wide for her small body.

  21. Everyone getting butt hurt about wendy? But yet everyone does it!! Especially radio entertainers! TMZ! Thats their job. Gossip about celebrities! Nicki Responded because it got to her! And lets face it. She didnt make the best choice in choosing her life partner! The man is no saint and i know everyone has a past but damn! Talk about ignoring the red flags

  22. oh no ma’am!! this was very tasteless when she started talking another nicki hips n the baby stuff . wow !!!! i’m so shook at the disrespect

  23. Stupid TWAT!! If u come to Africa u will see that ur so called mansion u HAVE RENTED is someone else’s garage…. bloody fool! Mtcheww

  24. a big hut in africa? girl you have clearly never been and you're speaking this way at your BIG BIG age. as an african, im disgusted. unfollowed.

  25. A big hut in Africa? This ignorant b*tch can't be this dense 🤦🏿‍♀️. Anyone who can read or navigate Google can see they have HOUSES in African countries like anywhere else; you don't have to go there to know that. Her constant disrespect of all things Black shows her sick self-hate… That's like assuming Europeans are still living in caves when those days are long gone…Dang, sometimes I wonder if she ever went to college for real; like maybe her parents paid people to do her assignments for her because of the dumb things she says. Why tf is her show even still coming up on my feed in the auto play list when I unsubscribed a while back YouTube!?

  26. Now y'all see how African Americans feel when she says ignorant things to shade us (she targets Blk women in the US the most); well now she's dissing 54 countries in all of Africa too (well, I used to think 52 countries, and it is debated if Somaliland and West Sahara is independent)…In any case, she's disrespecting them too now.

  27. Please…Wendy gained weight from stress eating now that she's off drugs, so it's not there to suppress her appetite anymore. Tell the truth!

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