– Ooh, somebody is getting fired. – Oh no. It’s my sister. – You’re having a Christmas party tonight? – No, it’s not a Christmas party. It’s a non-denominational holiday mixer.
More inclusive. – Well, whatever you call it,
it’s not happening. – All right, it’s canceled. – Hey, idiot.
I’m looking right at you. – Okay. We’re not doing it. We’ll still do it. – This branch is failing.
I’m shutting you down. – You gotta give us a little bit
of time to turn this around. – All right.
If by some miracle, you can close Walter Davis
and his $14 million account, your jobs are safe. – Done! And you’ll see.
You’re gonna look so stupid. – Then we’ll finally
have something in common. – God damn it!
She’s so mean! Guys, what if we show him
the greatest time of his life at our Christmas party tonight? This is how we save everybody’s job. – It’s not the worst idea. – Walter…
Do you party? – I used to. – It’s F-word Christmas, B-words!
Let’s get mother F-word drunk! Lawsuit. – It’s my birthday. – Ah. Really committing.
That’s nice. – Light the candle. – Merry Christmas, bitches! – Right down the chimney, folks! (cheering) – Greatest party ever.
Hashtag open bar. – Who are you sending that to? – Everyone in Chicago. – I am CEO of Zenotek.
Please just drive. – I just dropped off four people
there at that party tonight. They gave me three stars
like a bunch of bitches. – What did you just say? – I said they were a bunch of bitches! – Tonight, the decisions you make
will have consequences that’ll haunt you
for the rest of your professional lives. – Pull over or I will shoot
your penis in the face! – I love America! – Let’s party. – I love this company! – What did you guys do to him? – I feel alive!
(cheering) (screams) – I think he meant to swing there. – Where’d you get these? – Be better if I didn’t say.