Overheard Dinner Date

♪♪ [cheering] So what’d you want
to talk about, sweetie? Well, us. What’s with that tone,
is there a problem? No, no, no-no-no-no. It’s– Well– There is one thing. Honey, is this
about Kent and I? I told you, we’re
just friends. I mean, I know there’s
a history there or whatever, but if you can’t accept
that that’s in the past, then that’s your
problem, not mine. Well– [soft gasp noise] [laughter] Kent and I are best
friends, okay, so if there’s anything going
on between you two– [laughter] then I need to know. Honey, I would never
betray you like that. I know. So, you can trust
me when I say that nothing
happened last night. [laughter] [crashing] Oh no! Wait, weren’t you
with me last night? Well, yeah, but then I had
to run to Kent’s house. [scoffs] Run to his house? Yeah! I had to drop off
some things. [laughter] What kind of things? Yeah, what kind
of things? [laughter] Come on. It’s not like that. [scoffs] Not like what? Not like you’re still in love
with my best friend and you two have been
carrying on[screams] [laughter]this whole ti?No! Not the whole time. Oh, so it is true! [scoffs] It’s not like you pay enough
attention to notice anyway.What?[laughter] That’s not true! Yeah? When’s the last
we did something even remotely
spontaneous? I don’t know. I don’t have
my day planner. Yeah, exactly. When was the last time you
held me under the stars or wrapped me up
in your arms and said, Both: “I love you,
you complete me?” [laughter] You know I’ve never
seen that movie, so stop bringing it up! Stop it. And besides, what kind of guy
does that stuff anyways? The kind I fell
in love with. [moan] [laughter] I didn’t know. [laughter] He didn’t know. You don’t know
anything. I didn’t think any
of that mattered. Didn’t matter. Because– [laughter] Because you never care! You never care. Look, I know
I’ve been distant. Oh yes, you have. [laughter] But– At least know
that I meant it? [muttering] Look at that, look at it! [crash] [laughter] [gasp] But– I thought you said there was
something wrong with me! Not something. One thing. [squeal] [thuds] [laughter] Your last name. Oh! [laughter] [cheer] [laughter] What are you doing? Are those our breadsticks? [clattering] [groan] Might I interest you in the fettuccini
flame-broiled passion– I mean, chicken? NO! Okay. Thank you, have a good night! [cheering] Hey friends! Thanks for watching
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  1. When tori asked awkward like this it is my favorite thing in the world 😂😂😂 never change Tori, never change!

  2. I love this sketch. It’s my favorite sketch studio c has done. I just think it’s funny when tori is clapping with the breadstick, and then she realizes she gets noticed and then her clapping slows, then “wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg!?”

  3. Did anyone cringe when Tori dipped the Bread In the water and ate it 😖😖😖😆😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  4. “Romance is like gum, once it’s lost it’s flavor you just cram another one in.”
    -Mabel Pines

    I’m pretty sure Tori can relate.

  5. 2:51 when she just suddenly drops and reappears with a ton of breadsticks crammed in her mouth. 🤣🤣

  6. someone came into the restaurant I was in holding a giant trophy with a chicken wing on it and later we found out in the news that the guy had actually stolen it from another restaurant because he was mad that he didn't win the chicken wing competition

  7. I was more invested into the love story then tori lol (not that tori was bad it’s just that the story was so good)

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