How do people raise lots of money at once? Um. Celebrity softball? Sexy car wash? Look, you gotta give them a reason to show up. Then you take their money. Hey. Remember your senior year, when you played at the high school fundraiser to get new bleachers for the gym? Oh, yeah. Hm. Our first real gig. How much money did you raise that night? Way more than they needed. We ended up raising enough to redo the whole sound system. Give them a reason to show up, huh?