Please Make Fun Of Me


– See? Okay. (slurps) See, it’s normal. – There’s no way that’s
a normal way to eat rice. – Raf, what is that laugh? – Sound like an alarm clock or something. – Yeah. (sarcastic imitations of laughter) – Hi guys. – Oh, hey Reka. – Enjoying the office? – How’s your first week goin’? – Guys, come on. You don’t have to be so polite
to me just because I’m new. Okay? I can hang. – Totally. – Totally. – What? That’s my Midwestern accent.
– My Midwestern accent. – Okay, fine. Yes. – You know, it’s crazy. I used to say it like toddally. – Oh, yeah. That. I thinks it’s okay actually. – I actually think that’s
the preferred pronunciation. – Guys. Come on. Just ’cause I’m new
doesn’t mean you have to be so freakin’ polite. Come on! You can make fun of me. Make fun of me. – You, you umm. – You’re. Is. – You sneeze good. – (All in unison) Yes. You do sneeze good. – No! Come on! Just make fun of me. Look. Look. My desktop is just pictures of cows. – Uh, seems fun. – This is my backpack. – Trendy. – I have a stupid small mouth. – I do the same thing, I think. – There is no way you do that, too, Allie, because what I just did
was flippin’ stupid, which is why you should
all make fun of me! Now, pay attention! I call this a tennis ball. – Ummm. – This was my thesis
film, The Forgotten Girl. – Good. – (mumbles) This was
based on a true story. (groans) – And this is how I eat rice. (crunch) Just make fun of me! (dramatic orchestral rise) – Who doesn’t know what a tennis ball is? – I’m Reka drinking coffee. Owww! Ohhh! – You eat bowls! – I’m Reka. I’m impossibly small. – You smell like beach sand. – No! – You drink warm soda. – It tastes better hot. – You made me burn my
dick with hot coffee! – Yes. (simultaneous exclamations create clamor) – Okay. Okay. (ongoing clamorous outbursts) That’s rude! Hey! Hey! Hey! – (in unison) I’m Reka. Stop making fun of me! – 104 A. Take one. Mark. (slow piano) – I used to be a known woman. And now, I’m but a forgotten girl. – Hi, I’m Rafael from College Humor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun stuff. And if you could just click here, it would really satisfy my OCD. Thanks a lot. That really hit the spot.

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  1. just because I'm new does not mean I don't have to notnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnotntotntotnot be famous with1000000 subscribers

  2. Funny how Rehka went from “Don’t mispronounce my name or you’re racist!” To “please make fun of me!”

  3. when she says "and this is how I eat rice" is the joke also that your not supposed to put the chopsticks in the bowl like that since that's a funeral thing?

  4. 2:10 please in the future do not place chopsticks in the bowl like that, in chinese culture it is a symbol used for death at funerals

  5. Don't vve all knovv that one person you either don't like or knovv gets frustrated too easily so you try not to be mean and then they insist they can handle it?xD

  6. I love the comment section 9.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998989999999999999/

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  7. If I met someone with nothing but pictures of cows on their computer i would be beyond terrifiedof them

  8. This reminds me of my first day in my new school when I was in 10th grade, everyone was nice to me. They were so nice. SO NICE TO ME THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. Lmao

  9. I think people don’t make fun out of new ones, because they don’t know them well enough and they don’t want to offend them

  10. Time has passed since this video was published on the College Humor channel. Dare I suggest you make a short film adaptation of The Forgotten Girl and unironically release it on April Fool's Day?

  11. how are the casts of CollegeHumor always not the sexiest people you have ever seen, but the most interesting and good looking at the same time?

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