Pussy on the Chainwax – Key & Peele


– WHOA. – MAN, I FELT SORRY
FOR THAT DUDE, BUT, YOU KNOW,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? I HAD TO LAY
THAT [bleep] DOWN. [laughter]
YOU KNOW I DID, DOG. – WHAT?
THAT [bleep] LAY YOU DOWN. – HEY, BROTHER, I DON’T KNOW
WHAT FIGHT YOU WAS AT. THAT [bleep] GOT
A COUPLE LICKS IN, SURE. BUT PFFT, I WAS LIKE, BIP! [laughter] MAN, I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX. [both howling] PUT THE PUSSY ON THE–
both: THE CHAIN WAX. – I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX. all: I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX. – PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX?
– HMM? – IS THAT A THING? – WELL, YEAH. THAT–YEAH. THAT’S A–THAT’S A THING. – YEAH.
– YEAH, THAT’S SOMETHING. – OKAY. – YEAH, I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX. – PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX! – I SAID I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX! – HE PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX. – PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX. – UH, PUSSY COMING IN. THIS IS THE CHAIN WAX.
– HOLD UP. [laughter]
HOLD UP. I JUST, UM, GOOGLED
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.” NO RESULTS. – MAN, UM,
WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING? – NO, I’M JUST SAYING. “PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX,”
IT’S NOT AN EXPRESSION. – YE–YEAH IT IS. – YEAH, IT IS.
– YES, THANK YOU. – IT’S SOMETHING, LEO.
– YEAH. – WHAT IT–WHAT IT–
WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN? – WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS.
– DO IT, DO IT. – IT MEANS THAT… IS THAT YOU PUT THE… all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX! [overlapping chatter] – NOPE, NOPE. both: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX! – IT’S NOT–DON’T– – PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX. – ACTING LIKE Y’ALL KNOW
WHAT IT IS– OKAY, HAVE EITHER
OF THE TWO OF YOU– HAVE YOU EVER SAID THE WORDS “PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX”
IN ANY CONTEXT? – PFFT, US?
– PFFT. HE–HE TALKING TO YOU.
– MAN– – HE AIN’T TALKING TO ME. – [exhales]
– HEY, MAN. IT’S NOT OUR FAULT
THAT YOU AIN’T NEVER PUT THE… all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX! [all cheering]
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX! – NO ONE CAN PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX ‘CAUSE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX
AIN’T A THING! YOU TRYING TO START A THING,
AREN’T YOU? – WHA–ME–
[laughs] I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, TRYING TO START A THING? – A THING,
LIKE “OFF THE HOOK” OR “I’MA PUT YOU ON BLAST.” YOU TRYING TO GET IT
IN THE ETHER, SO EVERYBODY OUT THERE SAYING
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.” – MAN, WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS? WHY YOU LOOKING UP
[bleep] I’M SAYING AND– AND FACT-CHECKING MY ASS
AND [bleep]? – YOU KEEP SAYING SOME [bleep]
THAT DOESN’T EXIST, AND YOU GOT THING ONE
AND THING TWO CORROBORATING YOUR STORY
LIKE IT DOES, AND THEN–
WHY YOU LYING THEN? IT’S BULL[bleep]! – BODIE… WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH WHETHER I MADE UP
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX” OR NOT? I LOST MY JOB. MY GIRL LEFT ME. AND ALL I W–
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY. SO WHY–WHY DO YOU HA– WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BELITTLE ME
LIKE THAT? – [sighs] IT’S JUST THAT I–
– YEAH? – I’M JUST TRYING TO SAY– – WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY,
[bleep]? – I’M TRYING TO SAY THAT I WANT
TO PUT THE PUSSY… all: ON THE CHAIN WAX! [laughter] – HE DID IT, YO.
HE PUT THE… all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– YEAH!

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  1. Can we have a YouTube scholar break down in technical terms what this expression means? I'm working on a paper.

    Yeah… a paper.

  2. real meaning of this video is, no matter how stupid your friend's idea, you gotta join em' to make them happy on their downtime….

  3. This and HNL are some of the funniest happiest things that run through my mind they took this skit to the HNL "hol nother level"

  4. my summer school class was watching dueling hats and this popped up on the i 💀 and 2 people pointed it out and the teacher turned it off😂😂

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