Rainbow Fun Factory

You will be turned into rainbows everyone will be so happy You’ll be gone but that’s okay, though Hey, cheer up It’s not that crappy If you assume it your life goal to convert into a rainbow you’d dare not be disappointed once I stuff you into this hole This is where we take your taxes where we make the weather wanted We’re not chemists so don’t ask us how this method got so vaunted This job does not need a degree that is how they got stuck with me I need this for healthcare, you see so I can afford therapy Meng, there’s a good reason, but that dont tell them nothing What do you mean I need the friggin’ health benefits thats it? what about the history? The history is that I’m not going back to eleven twenty-five an hour and I eat too much fast food,and it’s really hard to pay my bills… Okay, I’ll admit that they usually say you should do it for the love of the job and not the money but the economy is really rough right now and this is the best I could get you know what forget you im gonna explain it Locino style listen up kids lets go back to 1,000 years ago where everything you know was owned by Celestia the tiny blade of grass that fed on the sun the tiny grasshopper that fed on the grass the snake in the grass that fed on the grasshopper And the holy evil government was owned by Celestia All things trod beneath an iron hoof United, provided, divided by Celestia All hailed humbly to the mighty god Until one day Then came the war Nightmare Moon
swept from the sky lasers from her eyes
and teeth like knives The power of our god was simply not enough to overcome…her sister The one had sacrificed a piece of her mind to the dark gods for deeds unkind Hope seemed lost
until the time that Celestia…developed…a plan. Pitch one power to retain the rest Sacrifice in turn was the gist With so many what was one This foul war must be done It must be something she could do without A superfluous power she could leave out She purveyed them all and made her decision She rested her choice her prismatic precision No more rainbows
was her decree Equestria’s ponies
would pay this fee But petty politics
sought another route The electorate
could not do without So the duty fell to the pegasi And when they found the solution,
they began to cry Ohhh NOOOO We can’t procure pigments
without grinding our youth into a fine mist of color,
and that is the truth But our pleas for reprieve
fell upon deaf ears And the exit polls
showed our greatest fears We must make rainbows
there wasn’t a choice The boneheads and mud ponies
smothered our voice And so We built A machiiiiine

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  1. I love how much this series often expands on the politics in Equestria (obviously it's not canon and it's a comedic parody but it feels like it fills in a lot of gaps with certain things.)

  2. I just realized scootaloo was the only one smiling when rainbow dash said "when I stuff you into this hole" lol

  3. the yellow and white pony is pinky pie in different colors and with wings and the cutie mark is just different colors!!! ._.

  4. love just i love all the music you make plz continue to make more :3 Best Line Yet "this job does not need a degree thats how they got stuck with me"

  5. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

  6. I can't find this in the description anywhere so the video this is from is 'Rainbow Dash presents: Rainbow Factory' (But the official name is Rainbow Dash presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla)
    Edit: Never mind its one of the first things in the description xD

  7. And so…we built…. A machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Just a question, how the hell does Sweetie Belle walk on the clouds? She's not a pegasus and don't talk about the cloud walking spell, because only a few unicorns can do it if I remember it right.

  9. Dazzler's ancestor was an earth pony I guess. Also surprise is really old if she's in the flashback to 1000 years ago

  10. this song comes on on my cringey playlist from 2014 while i am trying to do my history project oh look at that. I can still recite every single word. oh boy.
    You will be turned into rainbows, everyone will be so happy! You'll be gone but thats o—

  11. This isn't an animation this is an animatic. This is a sequence of colored in storyboards for the most part.

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  13. I like how the fillies and foals decided to hold on to Scoots and we're concerned about the ways RD was talking about

  14. 🎡This job does not need a degree, that is how they got stuff with me, I need this for health care you see, so I can afford therapy!🎡


    Kinda a good ending if you watch the video because they end up using crayons and pictures of there family instead of kids

  16. I actually think that this version is also funny but scary too πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ή Don't ask why! The Grimdark version wasn't scary…

  17. Okay so I remember somehow watching this entire video on release but I didn't became involved in the fandom until 2017…

    Life's kinda strange don't you think?

  18. I remember when I used to listen to this and I had no idea what it was talking about but I sang it anyways

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