Famous birthdays, it’s like Wikipedia for people who haven’t done anything noteworthy Also, we’ll carry this deal on, it seems to be going well so if we hit 40,000 likes on this video I’ll keep uploading every other day, so my next video will be up on Thursday. WillNE. Oh Jesus Christ, they’ve stiffed me with these photos *Clears Throat* “Youtube Vlogger” *Happy Cheery Music* Who is widely known for his “WillNE” channel “He has earned popularity there for” oh no “for his reaction videos”
actually I’ll take take ‘vlogger’ back never mind Okay, so I’ve gone for proper cool and funny bloke from Newcastle, definitely has never made a reaction video in his life… ever Creative genius. I mean doesn’t have to be strictly true Josh’s says he’s popular! “He began his YouTube channel on October 30th 2011” Okay That’s true. Well kind of. I mean back in the day. I did upload bangers like ‘The FIFA 12 Unsavable Penalty Tutorial! Impossible to Save!’ Where I clearly miss a penalty, but like the videos I make now I started in like February 2015. Both sets are private for a reason “He has amased more than nine hundred thousand subscribers on his youtube channel” But if you want if you want to make it a million, and if you’re new around here You can hit that big red button down below I hate myself move on. “His Instagram is dedicated to photos of his dog Darcey” I just am a proper dork aren’t I? and under the associated with section, we’ve got Jacob Sartorius Yeah, me and Jacob go way back. They’ve also got a little video in the corner. Oh, It’s getting bit emotional this, wait, hang on “shared color blind tricks on YouTube in November 2016” WillNE did did he? Yeah, that was WillNE was it? Okay, so I did one video on my direct messages And they’ve written it as like a stage in my career “began reacting to his social media direct messages” And then what? Well it just finishes there apparently And then his CPM took a dive.
Oh hang on, second most popular person on my birthday. Haha, Unlucky Cal! WillNE, child bullier from Whitley Bay, “more famous” than Champions League winner Didier, Drogba. I mean it’s got to be accurate like okay What’s Stephen sayin’ “English comedian who was widely known for his eponymous?” The Fuck does eponymous mean? “person giving their name to something” Moving on, so I went for “LAD Bible merchant, famous for impersonating grime artists and passionate hater of the chicken connoisseur. Thank God No one on YouTube knows who Alan Partridge is. Does a fantastic impression of a 15 year old on a daily basis May be Britain’s last remaining talented youtuber” see pull it back at the end there “at the age of 17 He began his YouTube channel on the 20th of April 2013. Stephen tries fans also views Lele pons It’s the same style of content to be fair.
Okay, big lad Memeulous Just like him to be fair “English youtuber whose channel has found a large audience through parodies”. Aye ‘This is a firestorm’ Fucking classic. “Satire and absurdist humour”. I mean, I don’t see exploiting 12 year old rappers here” Will: Hello, hello, I won’t lie I am recording. Um how would you describe yourself in three words? Memeulous: This is a tough question to ask on the spot Will Will: It’s a serious one it’s a very serious one Memeulous: How would I describe myself? Will: In three words, only three words, it’s half a sentence. Memeulous: Absolutely fucking amazing
Will: Perfect. Thanks George, have a lovely night.
*typing sounds* “Club Penguin specialist” Okay, Calfreezy, who’s he more popular than? Ah hang on. They’ve got him twice.
Okay, Zoella *Laughs* She’s from Lacock *laughs* Sorry To be fair doesn’t really say much about her here,.
Okay Minimin… *Laughs* He’s been stiffed with the photos as well, like the amount of photos of this bloke on the internet And they’ve got the one where he looks like a squirrel. Who runs this website man? Hang on, who the fuck’s the ultimate Sidemen? Ultimate? Have I missed something? Oh they’ve had Ethan’s life as well bless him. Hmmm. Is there a way to down vote someone’s profile? Okay, RiceGum, what’s he saying?
Whoa hang on, “in November of 2012? He announced a partnership with machinima” I thought he made a full video being like “oh, I got five mil in one year” He’s been around for half a decade, oh hang on “he would later form CloutGang in 2017” What’s this? Hang on Who’s this bloke Koomz? “he uploaded a video called extreme bullying in London in February 2016” Sounds like a lovely bloke. Oh and to be fair “first night at rice gums house” Hang on, I’ve just skipped through this vlog I’ve not seen RiceGum once. Okay, so at the end of this video he just shows a little sideshow of him at the CloutGang house new member of CloudGang Confirmed Right let’s do the obvious ones. Oh look at this man, jeez number one, number one, number one, like he’s worked on Disney, YouTube Red, like being in movies Like, how much supposed to sum this up? *typing* Bastard. Okay, his brother Logan. Oh Jesus Christ. This is a CV. You know I don’t even want to read this out. True Geordie, True Georide fans also viewed Colleen Ballinger I mean I didn’t really see that overlapping “his football channel is called slash football” He’d be livid.
Joe Weller “associated with KSI.” Yeah, what’s uh? What’s it said about JJ? “He started uploading goal of the week videos in May 2011” Oh, Jesus Christ. I am old. Right anyway guys that’s the end of video I hope you have enjoyed, if you have please leave a like down below. Again if we hit 40,000 likes I’ll upload again in another two days. Anyway, if you’re new around here feel free to subscribe and I’ll see you guys later! Fame *coughs* oh fucking hell *laughs