Smoking Crayfish & Gay Marriage: Songify the News #9


As Chairman this amendment is not an endorsement of marijuana I’ve never used it that my wife and I raised our children never to use it I beg to differ the gentleman from California smells like he just hot-boxed a congressional cloakroom The way that marijuana is now getting into baked Goods Gummy Bears Marijuana’s in baked goods, gummy bears, for heaven’s sakes It’s in the lining of my Fruit of the Looms What happens in one state affects the other states Colorado, he’s looking at you Leave my sovereign state of Colorado alone Let our people smoke That’s all I ask Colorado wants to blaze Is that too much to grasp? I don’t want their darn fried crayfish I don’t want it I don’t want I don’t want it What if it’s fried? Might clog your arteries, you might die. No lie! Maybe smoking crayfish ain’t good for you I don’t want it I don’t want I don’t want it Leave Colorado alone Marijuana use is down since legalizatione The problems are much worse with marijuana Too many people reaching nirvana Want me to ban fried crayfish in Louisiana? Is shrimp illegal? Thanks, Obama! I don’t want their darn fried crayfish I don’t want it I don’t want I don’t want it What if it’s fried? Might clog your arteries, you might die. No lie! Maybe smoking crayfish ain’t good for you I don’t want it I want it I don’t want it Leave Colorado alone Marijuana use is down since legalizatione I’m really rich (he’s rich) I’ve done an amazing job I have so many websites all over the place I’d be the greatest President that God ever creates We have losers, we have losers We have people that don’t have it (schmucks) How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are they? When Mexico sends its people They’re not sending their best They’re sending their rapists (sending their what?) Sending their rapists. I want to thank all of you Can you confirm Half Life 3? No no no no no no no no Na na na na Batman! NO Please No Half No Life No 3 Senpai, notice meeee!! Listen, you’re in my house It’s not respectful when you get invited to my house I’m just asking for transparency (oof) But not when I’m up in the house, know what I’m saying? Tonight a remarkable sight at the White House A new chapter in civil rights at the White House Which is aglow in colors of the rainbow America was a different country 11 hours ago How do we accept this? How do you not? The laws of nature, the laws of God They get the final say They’ve interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today They get the final say They’ve interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today [Meghan] our nation is deeply divided on many issues Gay marriage crayfish legalization But I think all Americans can agree you won that flaming hot rap battle

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  1. Could I get the obama part without lyrics plz? It sounds like it should be the world music in Crash Team Racing (just search CTR OST)

  2. Jared "I don't WAANT it" Polis has seen this video, he even said he showed it to Rep. Flemming! https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/62i1kb/i_am_representative_jared_polis_just_introduced/dfmq4d1/?st=j0xf1q4i&sh=1ae5cc5e

  3. 2:15 saw this on vine about a year ago and just remembered it and had to come and look for it. I’ve been searching all noght

  4. Wtf I’m going through songify news video and see this one I never noticed Casey neistat was in this video

  5. No one fries craw fish because its almost impossible, no matter how experienced the cook is, they dry up to easily if you try to fry them

  6. I find it weird that Trump announced his candidacy 10 days before same-sex marriage was legalized nationwide. It was like in June 2015, progress handed its torch to hatred.

  7. As a musician I can enjoy this on a level that is sooo much fun. I love the key choices. Keeping it minor is perfect. I love the way you harmonize and syncopate in places. Still listening in 2018 for forever

  8. Damn, so this video is so recent yet it feels so ancient. Remember when Trump being president was just a joke?

  9. I’ve had 2:15 to 2:37 stuck in my head so many times and I always come back to this because I love that part so much

  10. Why is the first part of this song so catchy

    I don’t WANT their darn fried crayfish
    I don’t WAAANT IT
    I don’t WAAANT IT

  11. A lot of legal everyday things are more dangerous than drugs like Marijuana, of which, is almost harmless and very useful.

  12. Anyone else get an ad featuring Mike Huckabee on this video? I'm not sure YouTube's ad targeting is too well honed.

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