[music playing] [music playing] ♪ The winner takes all ♪ ♪ It’s the thrill of one more kill ♪ ♪ The last one to fall ♪ ♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪ ♪ Don’t ever look back
On the world closing in ♪ ♪ Be on the attack with
Your wings on the wind ♪ ♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪ ♪ And it’s sweet, sweet
Sweet victory, yeah ♪ ♪ And it’s ours for the taking
It’s ours for the fight ♪ ♪ And it’s sweet, sweet
Sweet victory, yeah ♪ ♪ And the one who’s last to fall ♪ ♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪ [crowd mumbling] People, people, settle down. Okay, now. How many of you have
played musical instruments before? – Do instruments of torture count?
– No. Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, Patrick,
mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either. That’s fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately,
I have enough talent for all of you. [laughing] All of you… [laughing] When do we get the free food? Okay, try to repeat after me. [clarinet playing] Brass section, go. [brass instruments playing] Good. Now the wind. [brass instruments playing] And the drums. [blowing] Too bad that didn’t kill me. Let’s just try stepping in rhythm. Now, I want everyone to stand
in straight rows of five. ls this the part
where we start kicking? No, SpongeBob,
that’s a chorus line. Kicking?! Oh, I want to do some kicking! [grunting] Why, you…! Why, I ought to…! [yelling] [bellowing] Whoever’s the owner
of the white sedan, you left your lights on. [horn blowing notes] [long note blowing] Okay, that’s perfect, everybody. Bubble Bowl, here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let’s go. I want to see some spinning. Flag twirlers, let’s move! Come on!
Move! [exploding] [trumpet playing] How’s that harmonica solo coming,
Plankton? It’s tremendous. You want to see? [inhales deeply] [note playing] [note playing] [notes playing] [panting] [note playing] Well, this is our last night together
before the show. And I know that you haven’t improved
since we began. But I have a theory. People talk loud
when they want to act smart, right? Correct! So if we play loud,
people might think we’re good. Everybody ready? And a-one and a-two and a-one, two, three, four! [loud blast of music] Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly,
no one can hear us.