The Daily Joe: Poop Emoji’s Birthday Party


52 DEGREES. YOU CAN FLY AROUND. THANK YOU SO MUCH. BANK OF THE WEST. LOOKS GOOD. TIME FOR YOUR DAILY JOE. HOW MANY DOGS DO YOU GUYS HAVE? JUST ONE. THAT’S ENOUGH. THE DOGS ARE ONE OF THE MOST LOYAL AND GRATEFUL ANIMALS ON THE PLANET. THIS MUST BE THE MOST GRATEFUL AND MOST LOYAL DOG OF ALL DOGS. A TWITTER USER POSTED THESE PHOTOS WHO GOT IT WAY UNDERSIZED. A WAY TO SMALL DOG BED. THIS DOG SAYS IT WAS GIVEN A GIFT AND A GIFT IT SHALL BE. LYING ON THE BED ANYWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] TRY TO MAKE GOOD ON A GIFT THAT WAS JUST UNDERSIZED. LIKE YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE GIVEN SOMETHING YOU DON’T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. OH. IT’S LOVELY. I CAN’T WAIT TO WHERE THAT. I CAN’T WAIT. SHORE. YOU GUYS KNOW I AM A BIG GOLDEN RETRIEVER. OF COURSE TWITTER USERS FELL IN LOVE WITH THE DOG BECAUSE HE’S SO SWEET. WHY WOULDN’T YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT DOG? GET HIM A DECENT SIZED BED. NUMBER 2, JUST BEFORE THE BREAK. A MOM NAMED — FOR A THEME FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE SAID HOPE. SHE LOVES — SHE LOVES HER SOME POOP EMOJIS. THAT’S WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT. THEY HAD POOP BALLOONS, POOP CAKE. YOU SAW PIN THE “PEEPS-ZA” INSTEAD OF ON A DONKEY IT WAS ON A TOILET — THEY GAVE WILL BE CUSHION FAVORS. MOM EVEN DRESSED UP AS THE EMOJI. EVERYONE LOVED THE PARTY AND THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. THEY SAID IT EMBODIES HER DAUGHTER IN MANY WAYS. I THINK THAT’S AWESOME. SHE’S SO FUNNY. THERE YOU GO. THAT’S A GREAT BIRTHDAY PARTY THEME. YEAH. I WANT TO ORDER A CAKE FOR MY DAUGHTER’S BIRTHDAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ON IT? POOP. DONE AND DONE. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MUSIC AND EVERYTHING EVEN IN THE CATS MEOW. A MUSICIAN REMIXES MEOWS INTO A DANCEABLE DRUM AND BASS SONG. LISTEN. ♪ [ MEOWING ] THAT’S A HIT. CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR THAT. [ MEOWING ] ♪ EVEN THE SIAMESE — A PARTICULARLY ANNOYING — THERE YOU GO. THAT’S JOSH JACKSON OF FREDE

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