The Dinner Invite and Eat Carrots


(funk-like music) Aristotes Ahaada. Good morning, Your Honor. So you are charged with not having the lights on in your motor vehicle. And let’s see, it was one o’clock in the morning. Wasn’t sunlight, was it? No (chuckles).
No. What do you wanna tell me about this? Well, I was leaving one of my friends’ houses, and I literally just pulled out. So, I flipped my headlights on. But, apparently there was a police officer lurking nearby. He saw me driving around without my headlights, and I was driving around for five, not even ten seconds before I flicked the headlights on, so. Um, I don’t know when he saw me, but he did track me down a little bit afterwards, and informed me of my headlights. He told me that if he wasn’t with his chief at the time, he would have let me go, because I did flick them on. But just because he was with– His superior. Yeah, his superior at the time, that he couldn’t let me slide. You know what that’s called? What’s that? It’s called good cop, bad cop. Is that what they call it, Inspector? Yes, Judge.
You did that right? Sometimes.
Sometimes? Two cops? Soften the blow. One cop is always the good cop, saying you know, I’d love to help you, but I can’t. Because you know, my superior’s here. Then he goes back to the superior, says: what’d you tell him? I blamed you–don’t blame me! I wanna be the good cop. Were you always the bad cop or the good cop? It depends, Jugde, sometimes a good cop, but sometimes a bad cop. Really?
Sometimes. Does he look like a bad cop to you? Not at all, Your Honor. Your buddy’s buttering you up for his day. He wants me to be the good cop, Judge. (chuckles) Well so far, I think everybody here likes you, you’re trying to get all the cases dismissed. Wait ’til I talk to his superior. I have to go through a process before I make a decision. In your case, it’s gonna be a question of credibility. Based on what you said.
Yes. You said you got in the car, it was one o’clock in the morning, you were leaving your friend’s house, and you actually did turn the lights on, but then the police pulled you over because they weren’t on when you first started operating the vehicle. That’s basically what you said. So, if I believe that, I’m gonna dismiss it. Okay. And I’m not sure whether or not you’re an honest guy, so I’m gonna have to go through Inspector Nato. Inspector Nato? Seems like he’s pretty honest right now, Judge. Boy, you’re a softie. Well, he admitted he didn’t have them on at first, Judge, so I believe him. Well, I know that’s what he said. My question is, do you believe him? I do, Judge.
You do. Well, I’m gonna dismiss it based on the recommendation of Inspector Nato. Thank you, Inspector. And you guys don’t know each other, do you? Uh, not yet. (chuckles) I’ll take him out to dinner after this, though. Some lunch for helping me out. Take him out to dinner? Well, not dinner, no, just lunch for helping me out. Oh, are you thinking about taking him out to dinner? I mean, I might. Whatever it takes, right? He’s a nice guy. Alright, the matter is gonna be dismissed. Thank you, Judge. Forget good cop, bad cop. How about good cop, ticked off cop? This Ziggy wanna-be fills in for me one day, and lands a dinner invitation? Are you kidding me? I’ve been busting my hump in that courtroom for 15 years, and haven’t had so much as a donut thrown in my direction. What the heck is going on? All I know is that it doesn’t matter if I’m bleeding internally, I’m not taking another day off. That’s right, buddy, you can take your perfect smile, your 32-inch waistline and keep walking. This is Ziggy’s house and I’m not going anywhere. Except to dinner, but only if you ask nice. Mr. Pagway, you have seven unpaid parking tickets. I do. We’ll take those first. Okay, what do you wanna tell me about those? Well, I just wanna tell you that I guess I made a lot of bad decisions back then, and I’m currently trying to put my life back together. Paying my tickets, get my license back, ’cause I’m in a program called Building Futures, I don’t know if you ever heard of it. I need to have my license back in order to get my apprenticeship, so that’s what I’m working for right now. Inspector Carrigan, do you wanna make a recommendation on this? Yes, Your Honor, speaking with this gentleman, due to the circumstances of the top one, which is the smoking in the park, he was unaware of that due to his circumstances, and so the city would like to issue a warning for that one. It is signed, so the city is willing to dismiss. The second page, Your Honor, we recommend a hundred-dollar fine with time to pay. Inspector Carrigan has recommended that the smoking in the park be dismissed, I’m gonna dismiss it. Thank you. However, I know you’re not gonna listen to me, because it’s tough to do. Why don’t you re-think smoking? I don’t care whether you smoke in the park– Actually, I haven’t smoked in about two weeks. You haven’t smoked in two weeks? The first two weeks are the toughest. They are, and that’s the truth. It’s the truth? This is like useless information I’m gonna give you, alright, but, I’m not a smoker, but when I was in law school, I would drive to law school at night in a car in Boston, I went nights, and the guys I went up with, they’d all smoke. So I smoked for a very short period of time. Then came the time to quit and it was tough. So what I did was I bought a bunch of carrots, and every time I felt like having a cigarette, I’d munch on a carrot. Now do you know how long it takes to chew a carrot? I do. Takes a long time to chew a carrot. Because I found it was a conditioned reflex, you know? It wasn’t that I really wanted to smoke, I just, now I wanted to do something. So I ate carrots for about three weeks, and I never had another cigarette after that. (audience member laughs) So, just some useless information I’m giving you that maybe, when you get the urge again, buy carrots. Or gum.
Whatever suits you. For me, carrots worked, right? Gum gave me cavities, so I didn’t do that. Alright, Inspector Carrigan, also you had 525 dollars worth of tickets, he’s recommended that we reduce that to 100 dollars. I’m going to accept that recommendation. Good luck, we’re rooting for you. Thank you, Your Honor, thank you, Officer. Have a good day. All rise and hit subscribe so you don’t miss the latest viral moments like this one. Share these videos and weigh in on the cases. You be the judge, subscribe now.

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  1. Best Judge. From Los Angeles, to Rhode Island. Wishing you the best Judge and everyone else that works in the courtroom. I’m recovering from my 8th surgery, and what other way to recover by watching Judge Frank Caprio. Best wishes!

  2. I just love all the beauitiful people of court room , it seems to me a quite different planet where this judge and inspector are They laugh , they talk , they liston and they accept and forgive . May God Bless them .

  3. Inspector Quinn. If you are ever in India, My treat with Delhi's Best Lamb Biriyani with the creamiest butter chicken, to make up for that missed dinner 😂 Cheers! 🍺

  4. the judge is all about second chances. he weighs everything from large to small details and sometimes even ask for a second opinion from the prosecuting officers like Inspector Quinn before coming up with a verdict. his ways maybe different, but he always make sure that it is humane and with a heart. kudos to Judge Frank Caprio. thank you for the second chances with a lesson. God bless you!

  5. On that last case… I cried a little bit. Judge Brian Figgy gave me a break when I first started getting my life back together, and get my license back. Thanks in part to his wisdom and kindness I'm a college graduate and 7 years into my career, more successful than I could have ever imagined. Thanks Brian Figgy, and thank you judge for your compassion and wisdom.

  6. Ziggy, you are hilarious. I bet someone will soon be bringing in a box of donuts just for you. Don't worry about Inspector Nadeau stealing our affections, you are still my favorite. I'm so glad that Judge Caprio quit smoking but I have never heard of anyone eating carrots to do so – that was a first for me.

  7. Inspector Quinn you are the best , and if you decide to come to Ireland 🇮🇪, il fix you Diner courtesy of a retired 👩‍🍳 master pastry 🥮 chef , and cook 🐸👍🇮🇪🇫🇷

  8. Am not American am a Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 aye would put money on it if that judge was a millionaire for every homeless person he came a x not only would he go out his way 2 buy food but would help them get there lives back on track if only more authorities just give someone that break u never know what that,s like ….. until u been in there shoes never judge…… the person our persons next 2 you cos u never know what,s round the Corner for yourselves….. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  9. bwahahahahahah this guy in my court house for one day and gets dinner? i been busting my chops off and i can't even get a donut thrown at me hehehehe

  10. I've forgotten about my lights when pulling out of a gas station. I was given a fix-it ticket for having window tint too dark. I was stuck in a hospital for a month and they weened me off smoking via the patch.

  11. This judge should be on television…He is amazing!! I have never wanted to go to Rhode Island but I want to go there and get a traffic ticket just so I can go to his court:):):):):):)

  12. "gum gave me carroties".. inspector carroton".. haha.. oh its there.. listen.. Luv ya judge.. et el..

  13. I just stumbled on this channel. Been watching several clips. How is this not a national show ? Best of all similar type court shows.

  14. What a smile of the inspector…. speeches Judge….. You made what a society around you……even an evil will become the best one if comes into your surroundings.

  15. Officer Carrigan, Inspector Quinn (ticked off) 😂Judge with a BIG ❤! What an amazing performance, congratulations to the 3 of you! It makes the world a lot better right there in Providence, USA. CHEERS!

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