The Try Guys Play F***, Marry, Kill: Ned’s Wife Edition

– Welcome, everybody,
to F**k! Marry! Kill! Today, we have the lovely Ariel, who is married to one of the men on the other side of this curtain. The other two men are his friends, and she’s going to have to figure out which one of them is her husband so she can pick him to marry, and then pick one of the
others to f**k and kill. Are you ready? – I’m feeling pretty good. I’m a little nervous.
– Obviously. – I feel like there’s a lot of
pressure to pick my husband. – Right, because you don’t
wanna ruin your relationship. – Yeah.
– Yeah. – Yeah. I’m Ariel, and today I’m
going to marry my husband, or at least f**k him, but I’m
definitely not gonna kill him. – I know this isn’t how the game works, but I hope that she both
marries and f**ks me. – You know, the way Ned
talks about being married, it just sounds great. I want that. I’m gonna marry Ned’s wife. – I want Ariel to choose
Ned to get married, because that’s true love, but it doesn’t mean she
still can’t f**k me. Yeah! F**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k. – I just don’t wanna die. – So, why don’t we go
ahead and start the game. We have a question that you’re
gonna ask all three people, so go ahead and read this
question out to them. Take a look at it. (low note) – [Ariel] For everyone: I am a girl with a strong
relationship with my parents. What is the one thing you
would never want my parents to find out about you? – [Host] And we’ll start with Mr. One. – Well, hello, Ariel. – (laughs) Oh, my God. – You know, sometimes I get a
little excited about things, and I can overreact, but, you know, I’ve always been very good
around people’s parents. – [Host] After hearing that answer, how do you feel about Mr. One? – Uh, generally, a nice guy. – [Host] Great. Alright,
Mr. Two, same question. – Hi. I would maybe just keep some of the details of date night private. – Okay.
– Alright. So this is a very private person. – Nice. Mr. Three, go ahead
and answer that same question. What do you not want her
parents to know about you? – Um, I would not want them to know that sometimes I don’t like to drink. (ding) – Okay, so you’ve heard from
all three of our Mr. Numbers. Right now, which one of these numbers do you think you want to kill? – [Ariel] Uh, Number Three sounds like somebody out of evil, out of The Hobbit, so I’m just gonna say that. – [Host] Okay. – [Ariel] But definitely
not my final answer. I am not ready to answer yet. – [Host] Okay, great. Let’s go ahead and move on to round two, where you’re gonna ask each
person an individual question. – Okay. Mr. Two, I think that space
is the true final destination. If you were a planet, what type of species would inhabit you and why? – Well, if I were a planet, I would be Uranus, ’cause I got that butt,
know what I’m saying? And, I–
(buzz) – Mr. One, I am an equestrian at heart. What is the cutest outfit a
horse could wear, and why? – I think I would have a
really cute girl horse, and she would be in,
like, a nice little, like, fifties poodle skirt,
like, cute little dress, and have, like, a really high ponytail. – Does that sound like
somebody you’d want to f**k? – [Ariel] (laughs) Yeah, yeah. Mr. Three, I am a vegetarian,
so I don’t eat any meat. But if you were a cannibal, which celeb would you wanna eat first? – Yeah, which celeb would
you wanna eat first? – I would eat George Clooney, ’cause he’s handsome and aged. – Okay, okay, I like that. – Like a steak.
– Ooh. – Exactly, like a steak. – We’re gonna move on to the final round. This last question is
for all three of them. – [Ariel] Okay. Tell me a
haiku about how great I am. – Let’s actually start
with Mr. Three this time. – Your booty is fine. Like chilled fine wine, so divine. All night or all day. – Let’s move to Mr. Two. – Wednesday is date night. Cuddling and snuggling, all right. Please don’t kill me, yeah. – Mr. One, what’s your haiku? – You design so well. Will you decorate my house? Are you down to f**k? (laughter) – Okay, okay, so we’ve heard the haikus, we’ve heard all these questions. Now, Ariel, is the time to decide. Who are you going to f**k,
who are you gonna marry, and who are you gonna kill? Lock in your choices, and we’re going to reveal
your decisions to you one by one. (bell rings) You have chosen… (high-pitched bell) – [Ariel] (laughing) Yes! – Just lift up. (laughter) – Was that good? I’m sorry you can’t f**k right now, but we need to go pay our
respects to the recently deceased. I know, I know, well you did this. You killed him. Go ahead and see who
you’ve done away with. (zipper buzzes) – Oh, God! – [Host] What would you like to say? – Zach, I’m really sorry, but we all knew that
this was the only option. – I disagree with that. It was not the only option! You had three options! You coulda f**ked me,
– Zach is dead. – you coulda married me,
– Poor Zach. – you coulda done anything!
– He’s gone. – Why, hold on, I want an explanation! – He’s gone, but you know what that means? – I get to marry Ned! – You get to marry Ned! Let’s go to the wedding! And do you, Ariel, take
Ned to be your husband even though you just f**ked Eugene and it was good, you know what I’m saying? It was good? Do you still want this? You still want this? – Uh, if Ned will have me back, yes. – I mean, I’d fuck Eugene. – All right, then you may
kiss your husband again. – [Ned] Yay! – Awww, beautiful. Thanks so much for playing. But we’ll see you next time on… – F**k! – [Ned] Marry! – [Zach] Kill. – [Host] All right, y’all had a good time. Everybody had a great time. Oh, man. How was that sex, though? How was that sex? – [Ariel] Uh, it was nice.
– Yeah. – Yeah, I mean, this, this. – Ugh, I don’t wanna keep
looking at Eugene’s butt. (squeaks)

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  1. 3:39
    Ariel: “if you were a cannibal who would you want to eat”

    Ned: “George Clooney”

    Me: Keith he eats a lot of junk food so he would be a tasty one… sorry just logic

  2. This is one of my fav videos…😂😂😂❤️😂😂😂 Goshhh!! Ariel always brings a positive vibe and happiness into the videos!!! Love her! ❤️✨

  3. I like how everyone’s fine with it… and we are here still thinking he was straight… but I mean what made me think he was straight was that one time he was grinding on a girl in heels

  4. 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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