Twilight on Crack – 10th Anniversary Edition

♪ (Song: Supermassive Black Hole) ♪ You like Twilight? Yeah, I like Twilight. You like Twilight? Twilight’s my jam. (static) ♪ (Song: Bella’s Lullaby) ♪ (record scratch) (static) ♪ It must be your FACE ♪ ♪ Or it’s your BODY ♪ ♪ If it ain’t your BODY ♪ ♪ Then it must be your FACE ♪ (static) So what happens now? We stay here through the night. Wait it out to see if they do anything. If we’re still alive in the morning… …then we’ll know we’re not dead. (static) ♪ (Aggressive Electronic Music) ♪ (music stops) WHAT THE (music continues) (static) ♪ (Dramatic Orchestra) ♪ (CRASH! Growling. SPLASH!) No one could have survived that. Oh, man! Woooh! I. Am. Awesome! (static) (drum roll) ♪ Deja vu! ♪ ♪ I’ve just been in this place before ♪ ♪ Higher on the street ♪ ♪ And I know it’s my time to go ♪ ♪ Calling you and the search is mystery ♪ ♪ Standing on my feet ♪ ♪ It’s so hard when I try to be me ♪ ♪ ooh! ♪ ♪ Deja vu! ♪ ♪ I’ve just been in this time before ♪ ♪ Higher on the beat ♪ ♪ And I know it’s my place to go ♪ (static) Now is the time to attack! We will take his entire kingdom… …by FORCE! (static) ♪ Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground ♪ (SCREAMS) (HISSES) ♪ Ooh! Trouble, Trouble, Trouble ♪ (SCREAMS) (HISSES) ♪ Ooh! Trouble, Trouble, Trouble ♪ (static) ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ (static) Uh… guys? What does a pregnancy test look like? Oh, it’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it Okay so this is definitely… …a gun! (static) ♪ (Song: I Know What You Are) ♪ (Windows error sound) You blocked me on Facebook! A-and now you’re going to die! ♪ (scary music) ♪ (static) (drum roll) ♪ Deja vu! ♪ ♪ I just been in this place before ♪ ♪ Higher on the street ♪ ♪ And I know it’s—- some… …BODY once told me the world is… (static) some… …BODY once told me the world is gonna roll me. (static) ♪ oooo! oooo! ♪ ♪ You really thought I was what you were looking for ♪ ♪ oooo! oooo! ♪ ♪ Guess I got in your head ♪ ♪ You just got BAITED ♪ ♪ (Dramatic Electronic Music) ♪ ♪ Ha! I got you! ♪ (static) ♪ (violin music) ♪ RUN. ♪ (aggressive electric guitar music) ♪ (record scratch) ♪ (Psycho violins) ♪ (static) ♪ (slow acoustic guitar music) ♪ (beat picks up)

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