Tyler the Creator’s Craziest Party Story with a Machete | PARTY LEGENDS

[MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, it’s Tyler. I’m here to tell you about my
crazy fucking story, about a party, story. I was with my friend [BLEEP]. We’re at this fucking
party at this dude’s house in Malibu, right? We found this party
on Facebook and we just went there. I didn’t know the nigger, and
it was like a couple blocks down from the beach. Big ass mansion– this
is Malibu, them white motherfuckers are rich. It was people everywhere
passed the fuck out. It was shit on a white couch,
like actually doo-doo. It was like drinks everywhere,
bitches passed out, panties, nigger’s crying and throwing
up and shit. They was actually watching
a pit bull video. We’re in there, we
walk in and shit. We’re like oh man, this is kind
of cool and shit, people are fucking drunk
and shit, right? He’s like, oh dude,
go upstairs to the balcony and shit. We go to the fucking
balcony, right? There’s fucking people
throwing up on there, bugging out. These dudes start fucking
fighting. One of the dudes was short,
black and fat. And the other one was this
skinny white dude, not that tall but fucking out of
his fucking mind. I think they were high off
speed or some shit. The fat, black, short, musty
motherfucker says, yo, if you don’t back the fuck up I’ma
go fucking get a machete. This dude runs downstairs,
come back with a fucking machete and tries to
stab at the white motherfucker, who is so drunk. The white motherfucker falls
off of the roof onto this balcony that’s in the parent’s
bedroom thing. Falls on there, drunk as fuck,
doesn’t feel nothin’. Runs in the house, the other guy
tries to run in the house to catch him. We go in that motherfucker,
everybody’s running after the dude with the machete and shit
to see if he stabs this motherfucker, right? The fat, black, musty
motherfucker catches him and has him in a fucking headlock
saying, I’m going to cut your fucking head off. Next thing you know, there’s
fucking cops in that motherfucker everywhere. A lot of motherfuckers
are in handcuffs. Luckily me and my
friend [BLEEP] sneak the fuck out,
but [BLEEP] are still in there. Their phone is dead, so they
have to run up the fucking block in order to find us. Come to find out, [BLEEP] stole the fucking laptop. Bow. Went to the pawnshop and cashed
that motherfucker. Bought Fat Burger nigger. [MUSIC PLAYING]

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  1. Who remembers watching this in 7th grade in like 2012. Tyler was so much smaller back then. Completely different/new fan base now

  2. that guy is just fucking stupid… not even weird… just stupid… i used to like him, but then i realized he was serious

  3. my crazy party story is that it got shut down by the cops and I had to jump two fences, and I’m so scared of heights lmao but I ripped my pants and landed in a bush and a stick took my virginity

  4. I watched this years ago before I even got into OF and I've been trying to find this video ever since but could never remember what it was called.

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