World vs Sharmaji Ki Beti – Arranged Marriage ft. Chote Miyan, Nikhil Vijay & Parul Bansal


*Rigorous activity* Hey Maa Mataji! Jisko hum Simply-Veg samajh rahe the Woh Naughty-Lucy nikla Abey tumlog yaar! Aadmi ko brush bhi nahi karne dogey! Matlab Hain!! Pata hain kitna crime hain iss desh mein? 4 din se yahi sadd rahe hain Kachha bhi nahi badla hain abhi tak Brush bhi nah karey? Haaye Haaye Haaye Ye daag jaise chahre pe chand kisne bana diya? Ae mat pucho yaar Valentine’s day par Biwi ko message bheje the ‘I love you’ wala Tumhara naam hatana bhool gaye Toh pel di Chalo karwahi shuru karte hai yaar Aye kahan gaye! Kursi ghumao yaar Chalo shuru karte hain Waqeel ko bulao Kiska case hai batao Judge sahab Judge sahab Judge sahab Arré main idhar khada hoon yaar! *Shocked Crowd* Jab dekho mahaul banate rehte hai Chalo Adaalat ki Karawahi Shuru ki jaye Janab Haan Sharma ji ki beti pe ilzam hai ki Inki umar Pachees yaani ki 25 yaani ki shaadi ki umar se Pure 7 saal zyada ki ho chuki hai! Par ye hai ki shaadi ka naam he nahi le rahi Abey yeh shaadi wala court nahi hai waqeel Recession chal raha hai iska matlab yeh nahi ke Koi sa bhi grahak utha ke le aaoge Yaha pe dehadi banane ke liye! Aap samjhe nahi Shaadi hi toh nahi kar rahi hai janab Accha Shaadi hi karani hai Aapko toh pata hi hoga Ki ek khuli hui ladki Ek tijori Mera matlab ki Ek tijroi ek ladki ki Haan main samjh gaye, aage bolo Zara aap sochiye kya beet ti hogi inke Maa baap pe? Kya beet ti hogi Unke rishtadaaron pe? Arré woh samaj Ke 4 log kya kahenge? Ek to ye 4 log hai kaun? Pehle laa kar inko kathghare me Khada karo Aaj baat karenge inse Aao niklo niklo niklo 30 saal se Security services Mein kaam kar rahi hoon Pehle iski maa pe nazar rakhni padti thi Ab ispar rakhni padti hain Ab zindagi bhar Duty hi karti rahu kya? Arré, judge sahab Ye launde lapate kab tak kunwari ladki
chhedte raheng? Inka bhi mann hota hai Taste change karne ka Aur batao roz toh daal-chawal Khayenge nahi nah? Aur government ne Savita bhabhi bhi ban Kar rakhi hai! Toh kare toh kare kya? Bole toh bole kya judge sahab? Mere jo sapne shaadi aur Bacche ke piche adhoore Reh gaye hai Unko mein kab pura karungi? Main bhi chahti hoon ki koi mere liye gaaye Dulhe ki saaliyon Oh, hare dupattey waaliyon Ab dekhiye, hum bhi shaadi mein jaake Jhaant-jhaant bhar si baat pe Muh fulana chahte hai! Bhai, fufa hone ka sukh Issi mein toh hai! Eesspider-man! Eesspider-man! Tune churaya mera dil ka chain Bol bol ke isne mera Chain chura liya hai judge sahab! Aur ab hum isko saadi karne ko bol Rahe hai toh inko mirgi choot raha hain Aye makdi manav! Zyada ucchalne ka zaroorat nahi hai Samjhe? Woh Yadav ji ki beti hain Yahan Sharma ji ki bitiyaan ka Case chal raha hain Chalo niklo! Chaar logon ka baat hua tha Paanchva aake baitha hain! Haan toh karo aage ki karwahi Toh, Sharma ji ki beti Langdi mein Mohalla-Champion 10th mein School-Topper Insta pe Papa ki Pari Shaadi ki umar mein graduation 21 mein promotion Aur 23 mein foreign trip Yeh sab to aapka bhai bhi kar raha hain Kya karu main? Job chhod du? Ayee tum baitho Baitho tum! Ek ladki hoke yeh sab aap par Shobha nahi deta! Janab Itne achievement? Aisa bhi nahi thoda se! Itne achievement Aap khud hi bataiye Kaunsa ek sachha mard inse
biyah rachaega? Dekho agar iss tarike ka Hai toh phir, Mein jokhim uthane ke liye taiyaar hun!
Me kar lunga tumse shaadi. Nahi, nahi aisi kya matlab? Arre, dikkat hogi Bhai, mein pehle bola, toh mein karunga na? Nahi, toh hum bhi faaltu baithe hai Aise toh hum bhi arsakte hai shaadi Dekho tum wakeel ho, mein judge hu Judge ki baat sunni jaegi Mein karlunga tumse, matlab I will! Dekho aisa hai, Ki ek hi chappal pheke hain! Dusri abhi bhi taang me hai! Toh tum dono court case chalao! Swayamvar nahi! Arre yaar! Tum bhi yaar, matlab Nahi toh aap aisa kyun karti hai? Bataiye na, aapko bahut mazza aata hai? Shaadi kyu nahi kar leti? Mere pass achhi naukri hai, freedom
hai, opinion Hai, Dost hain, gaadi hai Paisa hai, bank balance hai, aur Bunglow Bunglow toh Salman bhai ke
pass bhi nahi hai! Toh phir me apne mann
ki kyun na karun? Aurat jaat aur mann ki baat. Janab, Mann ki baat! Ye ek aisa dimaagi rog hai jisme insan
sapne dekhne lagta hai! Freedom of expression ke baare mein baat karne lagta hai Pizza pe pineapple aur
kaju katli pe sauce daalne lagta hai. Aur ye aapko bimaar, bahut bimaar bana sakta hai! Issliye mere bhaiyon batao Sharma ji ki beti ko pyaar ki zarvat Hai ke nahi? *crowd cheers* Mujhe sunai nai diya! Zarvat hain ki nahi? *crowd cheers louder* Thodi aur tezz bolo! Zarvat hai ke nahi? *crowd cheers louder* Arre, aaram se bolo, utna tezz nahi bolo Haan, toh pyaar ke liye boyfriend hai na mere pass! Chaliye maan liya aapke pass pyaar hai! Abey wakeel! Dekho Kaha jaare ho? Exactly Chaliye, maan liya aapke Pass pyaar hai! Par janab Uss pyaar ka kya? Jo maa baap ne inko diya hai? Kya unko nahi lagta ke unke chottu motu chunnu munnu ho? Unko thaali mein mut dekh ke jaye? Unke muh pe thukk de? Hmm? Koi toh ho? Haan, toh baccha toh Adopt bhi kiya jaa sakta hai! Shhhhh….. Aaram se bolo, chaar log dekhenge Toh kya kahenge? Chi! Chi! Chi! ka ka Chi! Chi! ka ka Chi! Chi! Madam, kaccha aur baccha apna ho to hi accha lagta hai! Pch! Aaplogon ko baccha hi chahiye na? To wo toh waise bhi ho sakta hai Uske liye shaadi ki kya zaroorat hai? *crowd is shocked* Waah! Waah! Waah! Dekha janab? Ye ladki itni jyaada educated Independent Mein toh kahunga Priyanka Chopra jitni Feminist bann chuki hain! Ki na to apne maa baap
ka khayal hai aur na hi samaj Ke taur tareekon ka! Aur aapki toh mein hi nahi sunta! Khair! Isse pehle ki ye
bimari corona virus ki tarah Poore desh mein faile Hume Sharma ji ki beti ki shaadi Jald se jald karani hogi! Kyuki, Jonas bhi kabhi Chopra the! To tamam sabooton aur 4 logon ki baaton ko
madde najar rakhte hue adalat jo hai Dil pe patthar rakh kar Sharma ji ki ladki ko ek Independent woman ghosit karti hai. Aur issi ke saath “Marriage is an institution” Act ke tahat Sharma ji ki ladki ko abhi ke abhi turant Shaadi karne ki saza sunnati hai! *crowd cheers* Aur chahti hai Ke JeevanBarbadi.com se Abhi ke abhi Turant ek dhang ka launda pesh kiya jaaye! Toh chalo ye kaam bhi mein hi kardeta hun Akkad! Bakkad! Bombay Bo! Aajao beta! Tum aajao Aajao *crowd claps* Daaru? Uhhh.. Ravivar …Sirf ravivar ko nahi pita hun. Cigarette? Bol Bam. Aur Dahej? Nahi nahi wakeel sahab wo toh dena hi padta hai na! Woahh! You rascal! Toh badhiya hai! Mubaarak ho Sharma ji ki ladki ka hai jo Viyaah fix hogaya hai! Beta, naam kya hai tumhara? Imran *crowd is shocked* Arre arre beta, maaf karde mujhe Abhi toh teri umar hi kya hui hai? Arre Maa, 25 ki hogayi hu! Ab kaise shaadi nahi karungi? Ab toh kar hi leti hu, nahi! Abhi to
doodh ke daant bhi nahi toote hain . Arre, aur baccha? Baccha kaise hoga? Baccha mein khud karlungi! Ya chura lenge kisi se!

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Comments

  1. Lol…tik tok pe video bnake popular hone ko achievement nahi bolte, baki koi well educated aur well settled ho uski marzi kre ya na kare😂😂

    Aur single mothers pehle hi uchlte hai bad mai pta lagta hai, some things were right some were wrong in video

  2. Mai kab se un chaar log ko dhundh rahi hu jinko meri life me itna interest hai ki.. ghar wale hamesha bolte hai.. Chaar log dekhenge to kya kahenge.. 😁😁😁

  3. in reality..Muslim produce 2 tImes….In pan india…Ur property is .arSoned ..And khams is legal..Lahore karAchi srinagar..history rSpeAts

  4. Ladka Salman ko bhai bulaay to chalta hai
    Lekin ladki Bhai Bool rhi hai 😕 yeh kuchh match nhi hua

  5. Kst love the sarcastic way im which marriage of a girl is showcased😂😂😂 and love chote miyan MASALLAH😁😁😁
    Edit- that muslim angle too🙏🙏🙏😁

  6. भाई हम भी इन चार लोगों के दवाब में अा चुके है क्या करे

  7. Ladki ko shaadi karni nehi hai…
    Ladko ka shaadi ho nehi raha hai…
    To BC humko yeh batao, har roz itne baraat nikal kiske rahe hai? 😂

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  9. Bhai jara sharma ji ki ladki ki jagah qureshi ji ki ladki krke dekho, aur imran ki jagah aakash rakh ke dekho. Fatwa jaari ho jayega. 😠 biased content.

  10. Dear arrè pls Do not Use Pictures of Our Lengend..,our Role Models in ur Videos…Some times it Hurts…! Ham majak me Lerahe hai aur Aap Suth rahe ho..?

  11. Mtlb.. mere samane mari maa bahan apane boy friend ke sath khulam khulla rangliya maniye or ham sab mard hijara ka tarah dakhte rahe or … Freedom freedom chilayr

  12. Bahot hogya Hasana Sahab…! Ab kuch serious Mudde par Bat kartey hai.., Apne Behen Betiyo par Jo Namarad log Acid Attack kartey hai…,Rape kartey hai Unke Upper Kuch Banao jisse unn Logo k samj Aye. …..!

  13. Ye bhi secularism ka hidden agenda h. Kam se Kam comic act me avoid karna chahiye.
    ,😑😎👎👎👎

  14. हलाला पर भी वीडियो लाओ
    क्या हुआ अरे अरे गांड फट गयी
    अरे अरे डर लगता है अरे को
    तुम्हारी औक़ात है तो हलाला पर ऐसी वीडियो बनाओ

  15. Mai b kbhi shadi nhi krna chahti thi na hi love marriage na hi arrange but ab family ke pressure me krni pad rhi h

  16. Laundiya na krre to ……femisim women upliftment women empowerment……aur saala launda na kre to saala gay ha..ugly ha …. struggling ha …. Namard ha …..sab bolenge

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