-This is absolutely ridiculous. I can’t, I can’t
stand this anymore. -Why are you so upset?
I just don’t understand. -Okay, what’re you doing
February 13th again? -I told you I have
a flute lesson from the teacher who’s hardly ever in the States. -You’re always forgetting
what we have to do. -Is your family coming to town
or something? -It’s our anniversary. -I am so, so, so sorry. I swear to God,
I will make it up to you. I will take you that place that you wanted to go
to last week the, um… -Which place?
-The restaurant. -Which restaurant?
[ Scoffs ] You don’t — You don’t remember
anything, not one thing. -There’s too much in my head. -Listen, you don’t think
that I have too much in my head right now? I’m constantly thinking
about everything. I’m thinking about you. I’m
thinking about our anniversary. I’m thinking about the presents
I have to get you. I’m thinking about what I should
look like in front of — -I’m 3,000 years old. -Wait, what?
-This isn’t a joke. -You’re — You’re 3,000. -3,250 years ago, I was given an opportunity
to become immortal. -[ Laughs ]
-And I took it. -Oh, okay.
That makes complete sense now. Okay, so you’re 3,000 years old and you’ve acquired
all these information, you can’t even
remember our anniversary. -I am trying so hard
to remember. I swear to you, I am. -I mean, you have to admit
it’s a little hard to believe. -After everything I’ve been
through, it is so difficult. -Prove it. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there a second.
Jesus Christ. Why you’re acting so crazy? -I live in this
constant state of fear thinking that someday I’m going
to be buried alive somewhere and nobody will ever
be able to find me and I’ll be trapped
for the rest of eternity in my own private hell. That or the fact that humanity may evolve
into something else entirely and I’ll just look like a freak
to everyone. And, honestly,
you know what’s gonna happen is one day
everybody is going to die and I will be the only person
left on this planet and I will be all alone. I love you, but you have to know that your time spent with me is more valuable than mine is
with you. You would be giving me
your entire life. -I — I just don’t know about
this whole immortality thing. I — I just don’t get it. How am I supposed
to believe you? -The true loves in my life
didn’t need proof. -True loves. So this is kinda
like a test for me, is that what you’re saying? -I’m saying that I’ll love you
forever, but I’ll jump if you need me to. [ Sighs ] -I mean,
if you’re telling the truth, I — I can’t do this, I can’t — I’m sorry
I just — Between us, I — I can’t do it. I’m sorry. -Cheers. Where is the Jake at? When do we get to see him again? -He, uh, broke up with me. -You pulled
that whole immortality thing again didn’t you? Didn’t you? I can’t believe
you did that again! I liked him. He’s a really nice guy
and I liked him. How do they fall for that
every single time?